ptahrrific: Moon Knight (marvel)
No Caveats, No Excuses (992 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Moon Knight (Comics)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Greer Grant Nelson/Marc Spector, Marlene Alraune & Jean-Paul DuChamp
Characters: Greer Grant Nelson, Marlene Alraune, Jean-Paul DuChamp
Additional Tags: Episode Tag, Friendship, Single Parents
Series: Part 19 of standalone Moon Knight fics
Summary:

After issue #22 of the Lemire run, Tigra has a debrief about her new relationship status with the International Marc Spector Made Me Cry Support Group.

ptahrrific: Jeeves: Surely you jest (jeeves)
There Once Was A Man From Whatsit (2704 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Wings (TV 1990)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Reginald Jeeves, Brian Hackett
Additional Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe - 1990s, Canon Past Character Death, POV Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Brother Feels
Summary:

Columnist Bertie Wooster, accompanied by his PA Jeeves, catches a flight out of Nantucket on Sandpiper Air...during which Jeeves steers him into a surprisingly heartfelt chat with Captain Hackett.

(Canon setting for Wings, some time around the middle of the show. "AU where the whole series happened in the 1990s" for J&W.)

ptahrrific: Moon Knight (marvel)
Scarlet and Moonlight (4767 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Moon Knight (Comics), Moon Knight (TV 2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Marlene Alraune/Steven Grant, Gena Landers & Jake Lockley
Characters: Layla El-Faouly, Marlene Alraune, Marc Spector, Steven Grant, Jake Lockley, Gena Landers
Additional Tags: Marvel 616/MCU Crossover, Comics AU Layla El-Faouly, Layla El-Faouly-centric, Multiplicity/Plurality, Team Moon Knight is in So Much Denial, Alternate Origin Story, POV Outsider
Series: Part 16 of standalone Moon Knight fics
Summary:

Phantom thief Layla has finally tracked a stolen artifact to some rich couple's collection. Shouldn't be too hard to break into their mansion and retrieve it, right? This Steven Grant and Marlene Alraune are probably total pushovers.

(Spoiler alert: they are not total pushovers.)

ptahrrific: Moon Knight (marvel)
Bad With Funerals (1962 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Black Panther (Marvel Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Layla El-Faouly & Steven Grant & Jake Lockley & Marc Spector
Characters: Layla El-Faouly, Steven Grant, Marc Spector, Jake Lockley, Khonshu (Moon Knight)
Additional Tags: T'Challa is Bast's Avatar, Wakes & Funerals, Drinking to Cope, POV Layla El-Faouly, Khonshu is not a total ass here, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, the Moon Knight system supporting each other
Series: Part 15 of standalone Moon Knight fics
Summary:

Taweret and Khonshu send their Avatars to represent them at a funeral.

...Even with Steven and Jake around for support, Layla isn't sure they're going to get Marc out of the hotel room.

(Takes place early in Wakanda Forever. No spoilers, unless you somehow missed "which actor died before filming began.")

ptahrrific: Moon Knight (marvel)
Chaos In You (and you, and you, and...) (24877 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 7/9
Fandom: Moon Knight (TV 2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steven Grant & Marc Spector, Other Relationship Tags TBD
Characters: Steven Grant (Marvel), Marc Spector, Layla El-Faouly, Khonshu (Moon Knight), Original Daemon Character(s), Tawaret (Moon Knight)
Additional Tags: Identity Issues, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Alternate Universe - Daemons, Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon Temporary Character Death
Series: Part 1 of standalone Moon Knight fics
Summary:

This version of Steven isn't frozen in sand, trapped in place, claimed forever by the forces of the afterlife. He just...doesn't want to leave. Can't Marc and Zillah go back alone?

Plus: Layla finally gets to yell at Khonshu in person, and Harrow's daemon gets re-settled.

ptahrrific: Moon Knight (marvel)
Chaos In You (and you, and you, and...) (21901 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 6/9
Fandom: Moon Knight (TV 2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steven Grant & Marc Spector, Other Relationship Tags TBD
Characters: Steven Grant (Marvel), Marc Spector, Layla El-Faouly, Khonshu (Moon Knight), Original Daemon Character(s), Tawaret (Moon Knight)
Additional Tags: Identity Issues, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Alternate Universe - Daemons, Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon Temporary Character Death
Series: Part 1 of standalone Moon Knight fics
Summary:

It's Important Realizations O'Clock here in the Mind Palace Nightmare Hospital.

...or, hey look, it's the chapter I wrote this entire fic for.

ptahrrific: Moon Knight (marvel)
Chaos In You (and you, and you, and...) (18220 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 5/8
Fandom: Moon Knight (TV 2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steven Grant & Marc Spector, Other Relationship Tags TBD
Characters: Steven Grant (Marvel), Marc Spector, Layla El-Faouly, Khonshu (Moon Knight), Original Daemon Character(s), Tawaret (Moon Knight)
Additional Tags: Identity Issues, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Alternate Universe - Daemons, Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon Temporary Character Death
Summary:

Marc, Zillah, Steven, and a strange random mythical creature go on a magical mind-palace mystery tour. And every deeply traumatizing memory from Marc's past comes with a free worldbuilding reveal inside...

ptahrrific: Moon Knight (marvel)
The Wise Build Bridges (2512 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Black Panther (2018), Moon Knight (TV 2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Steven Grant (Marvel), Marc Spector, Layla El-Faouly, T'Challa (Marvel), Khonshu (Moon Knight), Bast (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Team Up, Rule of Threes, Ancient Egyptian Literature & Mythology, Episode: s01e06 Gods and Monsters, Fix-It, Wakanda (Marvel), Marc Spector Needs Therapy
Summary:

The ancient Egyptians loved a triad. Sealing Ammit is going to take the Avatars of three gods working together -- and all the good prospects just got murdered. Our heroes are screwed...unless they can forge an alliance with the exiled black sheep of the pantheon.

Well. Not so much "sheep."


ptahrrific: Moon Knight (marvel)
Chaos In You (and you, and you, and...) (13582 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 4/8
Fandom: Moon Knight (TV 2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steven Grant & Marc Spector, Other Relationship Tags TBD
Characters: Steven Grant (Marvel), Marc Spector, Layla El-Faouly, Khonshu (Moon Knight), Original Daemon Character(s), Tawaret (Moon Knight)
Additional Tags: Identity Issues, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Alternate Universe - Daemons, Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon Temporary Character Death
Summary:

Attempted kissing, tomb raiding, and zombie squishing for everyone. Steven stresses about the distance he can get from Zillah, prompting her to reveal some new details from Marc's childhood...

Then they get shot, and that's when things get really weird.

ptahrrific: Moon Knight (marvel)
Chaos In You (and you, and you, and...) (13582 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 3/8
Fandom: Moon Knight (TV 2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steven Grant & Marc Spector, Other Relationship Tags TBD
Characters: Steven Grant (Marvel), Marc Spector, Layla El-Faouly, Khonshu (Moon Knight), Original Daemon Character(s), Tawaret (Moon Knight)
Additional Tags: Identity Issues, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Alternate Universe - Daemons, Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon Temporary Character Death
Summary:

Marc has the world's most tiring plane ride. Steven keeps second-guessing his theories about how this "Daemon of Khonshu" gig works. Zillah tries to mediate between them, in between naps. Khonshu has to be extra-manipulative, by which I mean extra-shouty, to keep them from communicating a little too well.

Plus: the other Daemons of the Ennead, who aren't much help, but at least they look really cool.

ptahrrific: Moon Knight (marvel)
Chaos In You (and you, and you, and...) (7054 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 2/6
Fandom: Moon Knight (TV 2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steven Grant & Marc Spector, Other Relationship Tags TBD
Characters: Steven Grant (Marvel), Marc Spector, Arthur Harrow, Layla El-Faouly, Khonshu (Moon Knight), Original Daemon Character(s)
Additional Tags: Identity Issues, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Alternate Universe - Daemons, Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon Temporary Character Death
Summary:

Living in a world with daemons, Steven adapts a lot faster to the whole "part of you is a semi-separate entity that you can have a conversation with" idea. And the way Zillah coordinates with Marc makes it easier to imagine himself doing the same.

Unfortunately, it doesn't redirect the whole plot. It just forces Harrow to play hardball earlier.

ptahrrific: Moon Knight (marvel)
Chaos In You (and you, and you, and...) (2483 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 1/6
Fandom: Moon Knight (TV 2022)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Steven Grant & Marc Spector
Characters: Steven Grant (Marvel), Marc Spector, Arthur Harrow, Layla El-Faouly, Khonshu (Moon Knight), Original Daemon Character(s)
Additional Tags: Identity Issues, Dissociative Identity Disorder, Alternate Universe - Daemons, Hurt/Comfort

Summary:

Steven has never felt as connected with his daemon as people are supposed to. And he did, technically, sort of, almost leave the house without her one time. But that's probably fine, right? Or at least, it's not as bad as it sounds?

Or: I haven't written any non-Yuletide fic for years, and then a Moon Knight plotbunny showed up and whacked me over the head with like five of my favorite narrative things, so here we are.

ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Defying Reality
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Jon, "Stephen"
Disclaimer: Work of parody; work of fiction; the characters aren't mine.

Exclusive scene from the long-lost film script for I Am America (And So Can You!): The Musical: The Movie: IN SPACE!* "Stephen" is in talks to get his own news show. When a meeting with executives goes badly, he and Jon have to sing about it.

( So if you care to find me, just turn on your TV / Wait for eleven-thirty: there's a show that's all to do with me! )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Cutting It Fine
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: John-O, Jon, "Stephen"
Rating: PG (shameless teabagging puns)
Disclaimer: See the index.

For [livejournal.com profile] culf, who wanted "something about "Stephen" acquiring a replica samurai sword, just to spite John Oliver because they're illegal in the UK. (And because John claims to be of Samurai descent.)"

The last time John had thought Stephen was doing him a favor, he had spent the day stuffed in a suitcase. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Or You Could Show Him How To Work Your Nail Guns
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Tad/Bobby, Stephen
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Summary: A fluffy double drabble (i.e., 200 words exactly, not counting the title), written for one of the unclaimed prompts over at [livejournal.com profile] lgbtfest: 1086. Punditslash, Tad/Bobby, Something happens and now Stephen knows about their relationship. How do they handle being out to their boss, and how does Stephen's own repressed sexuality come into play?

In the summer when Bobby turned six, his parents got an addition built on their house. )


Title: The Pun Was Too Good T'Eschew
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Stephen, Meg
Disclaimer: See above.

Summary: And another, with a slightly sadistic twist: 1079. Punditslash, Character!Stephen Colbert and Meg the intern, To Stephen, hitting on women is a way to force his sexuality into line. When Meg refuses his advances on the grounds that she's a lesbian (and it's *sexual harassment*) he decides that they can 'help' each other become straight. Meg is forced to teach Stephen a few things.

(You may want to do some background reading first.)

'Better do something heterosexual, just to make sure.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: The WØRD - January 2, 2007: Simple
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It ain't my fake news show; I just fake write for it.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.
___

'Now, if the Iraqi people had just gotten on board with this plan, everything would have gone perfectly.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: The WØRD - December 29, 2006: Jon Stewartized
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It ain't my fake news show; I just fake write for it.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.
___

'If you've ever gotten to your television in the evening only to find that the Report isn't on yet - which you should do every night, rather than risk missing a single second of me - then the short guy you on your screen is Jon.' )
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Title: The WØRD - December 28, 2006: Finally
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It ain't my fake news show; I just fake write for it.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.
___

'Now, I'm no fan of appeals courts. They offer too much chance for flip-floppery.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: The WØRD - December 27, 2006: Move On
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It ain't my fake news show; I just fake write for it.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.
___

'Sad news today, ladies and gentlemen. Our 38th president, Gerald Ford, died yesterday at age 93. Which brings us to tonight's WØRD.' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Fandom: The Daily Show
Subject: the unedited Jim Cramer interview
Title: It's Not A F@#king Game
Warnings: This unedited mix contains salty language. Listener discretion is advised.

You can watch the full uncut interview starting here. Cover art is from this comic.



'It is a game that you know, that you know is going on, but that you go on television as a financial network and pretend isn't happening.' )

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