Un assemblage de mensonges

Title: Defying Reality
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Jon, "Stephen"
Disclaimer: Work of parody; work of fiction; the characters aren't mine.

Exclusive scene from the long-lost film script for I Am America (And So Can You!): The Musical: The Movie: IN SPACE!* "Stephen" is in talks to get his own news show. When a meeting with executives goes badly, he and Jon have to sing about it.

( So if you care to find me, just turn on your TV / Wait for eleven-thirty: there's a show that's all to do with me! )

Title: Or You Could Show Him How To Work Your Nail Guns
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Tad/Bobby, Stephen
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Summary: A fluffy double drabble (i.e., 200 words exactly, not counting the title), written for one of the unclaimed prompts over at lgbtfest: 1086. Punditslash, Tad/Bobby, Something happens and now Stephen knows about their relationship. How do they handle being out to their boss, and how does Stephen's own repressed sexuality come into play?

( In the summer when Bobby turned six, his parents got an addition built on their house. )

Title: The Pun Was Too Good T'Eschew
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Stephen, Meg
Disclaimer: See above.

Summary: And another, with a slightly sadistic twist: 1079. Punditslash, Character!Stephen Colbert and Meg the intern, To Stephen, hitting on women is a way to force his sexuality into line. When Meg refuses his advances on the grounds that she's a lesbian (and it's *sexual harassment*) he decides that they can 'help' each other become straight. Meg is forced to teach Stephen a few things.

(You may want to do some background reading first.)

( 'Better do something heterosexual, just to make sure.' )

Title: The WØRD - December 29, 2006: Jon Stewartized
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It ain't my fake news show; I just fake write for it.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.
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( 'If you've ever gotten to your television in the evening only to find that the Report isn't on yet - which you should do every night, rather than risk missing a single second of me - then the short guy you on your screen is Jon.' )

Title: The WØRD - December 27, 2006: Move On
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: It ain't my fake news show; I just fake write for it.

Done for the Colboard Report, the fan-produced series of segments that helped TCR addicts on the old Colbert Nation forum make it through a long cold show-free vacation.
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( 'Sad news today, ladies and gentlemen. Our 38th president, Gerald Ford, died yesterday at age 93. Which brings us to tonight's WØRD.' )

Title: George's World
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Tantrums, time snarls, scaring, swearing, character death (he gets better), character deconstruction, subtle reference to childhood abuse, general mindf@#kery
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who

A wildly self-indulgent AU crossover between two fic 'verses. Posted in the hopes that someone else will find it half as entertaining as I do.

Jack, Ten, and teenage Stephen, from Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space, make an accidental hop and end up in the Expectingverse — just in time for a creepy temporal phenomenon to tear the groups apart. Can ickle!Stephen take care of five-year-old George? Can the Doctor earn the trust of George's very panicky father? Will Jack stop making dying look sexy? (...probably not.)

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Adorable George art by punkishgrin

Fandom: Hellsing
Title: London In Memoriam

Legend tells us that Kōta Hirano once visited London, where he had such a bad time that he decided to destroy it. Given the agonizingly slow pace at which he draws manga, the city has been going up in flames for a few years now.

Here are some songs for London, and supernatural battles, and lost homes.

With different art, this could double as a Doctor Who mix. As it is, the cover illustration is from Hellsing, volume 7, chapter 8.

Fandom: Strangers With Candy
Title: You Can Go Home Again
Warnings: Spoilers; large images

A song for each episode of the first series. Full version of the cover art.




( I should point out, by the way, that these were very delicious cheesecakes. )

Title: Ten Times The Doctor Met Sailor Pluto (Plus One More)
Rating: PG-13 (a bit of language)
Series: Sailor Moon, Doctor Who
Spoilers: New Who S3
Summary: Sailor Pluto meets Doctors One through Ten. (Not necessarily in that order.)

Comes with matching artwork.

( She doesn't have to ask this time; she knows who he is by the way his scarf is bending the space-time continuum. )

Title: What's Your Age Again?
Fandom: TDS/TCR
Genre: Somewhere between drama and fluff.
Rating: PG
Words: ~960
Disclaimer: ( The usual two. )

Notes: Written for Jon's 44th birthday (November 28, 2006). Because there can never be too much birthday fic, and there's certainly not enough.

( It's Jon's birthday, and Stephen doesn't seem to know or care. Of course, Stephen doesn't usually care about things other than himself - but Jon sort of thought it might be different today. )

Title: Real Life's Getting More Like Fiction
Fandom: RENT; The Daily Show
Genre: Dramedy?
Rating: PG
Words: ~1800
Warnings: Confusion on gender identity, high cuteness levels, RENT spoilers right and left.
Disclaimer: RENT and its characters are the brainchild of Jonathan Larson. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).

( Poem-disclaimer for the real people )

Notes: The title is from a lyric in RENT's big opening title number:
How do you document real life
When real life's getting more like fiction each day?
That could be the TDS/TCR motto. It's also a handy title for a story that has real people happily conversing with fictional ones.

( In 1969, Jon (age 7) meets Mark (age 6). In 1972, Stephen (age 8) meets Angel (age 8). Connections are made. )