ptahrrific: Must resist the sugar! (pet shop of horrors)
Detectably Delicious (1328 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Pet Shop of Horrors (Manga)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: pre-Count D/Leon Orcot
Characters: Leon Orcot, Count D (Pet Shop of Horrors), Jill (Pet Shop of Horrors)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Bakery, Comedy, Suspicious Leon Orcot, Not A Mundane/No-Powers AU
Summary:

Recip said "AU where Leon's a pastry chef instead of a cop" and my brain lit up like a Christmas tree.

(D is still his canon self! Fantastical pet sales and mysterious supernatural deaths are still happening! But all Leon knows is that his pastry orders are frickin' weird, and something is clearly up.)

ptahrrific: Jeeves: Surely you jest (jeeves)
Reg and the Sick Day Subterfuge (1866 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Reginald Jeeves/Bertram "Bertie" Wooster
Characters: Reginald Jeeves, Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Richard P. "Bingo" Little
Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Sick Character, Comfort, Competent Bertram "Bertie" Wooster, Sharing a Bed, Caretaking
Summary:

Reg is down with a fever. Which means Bertie is on his own for the day to handle caretaking, sartorial choices, and the fending-off of lovelorn friends.

ptahrrific: Moon Knight (marvel)
Deep Secrets and Ear Skritches (1455 words) by ErinPtah
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Moon Knight (Comics)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Greer Grant Nelson/Marc Spector, Steven Grant & Jake Lockley & Marc Spector
Characters: Greer Grant Nelson, Steven Grant, Jake Lockley, Marc Spector
Additional Tags: Moon Knight 2021 (MacKay/Cappuccio), Fluff, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Multiplicity/Plurality, Greer Grant Nelson Doing Cat Things
Series: Part 22 of standalone Moon Knight fics
Summary:

Steven and Jake finally made their big reappearance in Marc's life. Next question is, how should they fit into Tigra's?

Or: three conversations where Greer had to ask who she was talking to. (And the headmates were happy to answer.)

ptahrrific: Cat with Christmas lights (christmas)
Title: "And The Ride Of Their Lives"
Fandom: The Magic School Bus
Characters/Pairings: The Friz, students (TV canon), family OCs
Rating: T

It's hard to figure out Good Parenting at the best of times, let alone when your children start acting erratically and you have no way of guessing why, because you don't even know basic details like "there might be a magic shapeshifting bus involved."
 
But they're doing their best. And so is Valerie Frizzle, who is not only very good with magic, but would move heaven and earth to protect these kids.

( "You wouldn't. You wouldn't get it." Another giggle burbles up from somewhere, but this one ends fast, like a bubble popping. "My old school." )
ptahrrific: Jeeves: Surely you jest (jeeves)
Title: The Discretion is In the Details  
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Characters/Pairings: Jeeves/Wooster, background pairings
Rating: G
 
Jeeves is called to solve a mysterious legal matter, and nobody will tell Bertie what it is. (But you know, a fellow can notice more details about the world than his published writings would let on.)

( Jeeves seemed to discern something -- he is a champion of the reading-between-the-lines wheeze -- but he neglected to explain, and we left for Brinkley before I had the slightest idea what kettle of fish we were flinging ourselves into. )
ptahrrific: Dorothy and Ozma (land of oz)
Title: Five Earth Gifts Dorothy Brought Home
Fandom: The Wizard of Oz
Characters/Pairings: Dorothy/Ozma, Eureka, Jack
Rating: T

Although Dorothy has lived full-time in Oz for many years (she’s even been promoted to Princess Consort), she pays the occasional visit to America.

And when she returns, she always brings Ozma a fantastical – well, by fairyland standards – souvenir.

( It wasn’t even dinner yet, “but if being a Princess, much less a Princess-Consort, doesn’t entitle one to have dessert before a meal, then what good is it? I mean, really.” )
ptahrrific: Cat with Christmas lights (christmas)
Title: Hall Passes & Badgie Huggies
Fandom: Hello From the Magic Tavern (Podcast)
Characters/Pairings: Chunt/Arnie, Arnie/Sarah, Chunt/Twosidore, Usidore
Rating: T

Excerpts from Arnie's private video diaries to his wife. Mostly the ones about his shapeshifter best bud.

Canon relationships plus Bangin' Buds, in lighthearted/low-drama (except in one scene where canon is unavoidably Dramatic) polyamory. Light spoilers through the Castle Skullmaster arc. Wild-but-optimistic speculation about what might come next.

( I told you, it wouldn't have been weird! It's a totally normal thing in Foon. I've had interspecies sex, like, hundreds of times. )
ptahrrific: Mountain at night icon (Default)
Title: In A Lifetime
Fandom: Lady of the Shard
Characters/Pairings: Acolyte/Goddess, Old God, Elders
Rating: PG

The backstory, ascent, trauma, and aftermath of Lady of the Shard...through the eyes of whole other "ordinary temple girl."

( If she actually woke up and came to someone's rescue, you wouldn't be able to mistake it for anything else. )
ptahrrific: Dorothy and Ozma (land of oz)
Title: The Great Responsibilities of Oz
Fandom: The Wizard of Oz
Characters/Pairings: Dorothy/Tip [Ozma], Wizard, Toto, Glinda, others
Rating: T
Contents: Canon-typical violence, parental-figure abuse

First fic post in a year...and it's my next Yuletide fic!

Dorothy is an ordinary Kansas girl who attends classes, does her chores, and deals with the pranks of her annoying-but-endearing classmate Tip. Also, sometimes she puts on a cape and uses magic to fight crime. As you do.

or: hey recip, I noticed you reblog a fair amount of Marvel, so here's the Oz modern-day superhero AU.

( He identified himself only as the Wizard. He'd been using his powers to craft enchanted objects and sending them out into the world, identifying worthy young people who could use them to fight the forces of evil. )
ptahrrific: Woman with a notebook (writing)
Title: Dangers Untold And Podcasts Unnumbered
Fandom: Labyrinth, Hello From The Magic Tavern
Characters/Pairings: Arnie Niekamp/Sarah Williams, Jareth, Usidore, Chunt
Rating: G

When Arnie disappears off the face of the Earth, and there are traces of magic lingering around the Burger King, Sarah has a feeling she knows who's behind it.

But Jareth swears he wasn't involved.

A story about goblins, magic, interdimensional boon companions, and reordering space and time for the one you love.


( 'Your destiny is to return to Earth at some time in the future. Perhaps years in the future. After fighting your way through the standard adventuring package — dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, that sort of thing.' )
ptahrrific: Dorothy and Ozma (land of oz)
Title: Toto, Too
Fandom: Oz
Characters/Pairings: Toto & Dorothy, pre-Dorothy/Ozma, ensemble
Rating: G

Everyone thinks Toto can't talk...and that's just the way he likes it.

His second fairy adventure is much safer than the first, and his little mistress more adept at all kinds of queer travel; but Toto intends to keep to his old habits as long as possible, just in case.


( 'Where did you go, huh, boy? I know where Dorothy imagines she went, but you must've seen the real thing. Oh, I wish you could talk!' )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Did You Hear The One About The Comedian And The Werewolf?
Fandom: Fake News
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, Lorraine
Rating: G

Jon gets himself locked in Stephen's apartment on a full-moon night.

A story about forcefields, leftovers, primitive instincts, burnt offerings, the non-reality-based scientific community, bed-sharing, and trying not to use the words "flying monkey."


( Every horror movie Jon had ever seen flashed helpfully through his mind. This was the point in the script where the most-doomed character would say something like ha ha, Stephen, quit crawling around making doggy noises to scare me!, and five seconds later get brutally mauled while the rest of the cast screamed and fled for the next part of the set. )
ptahrrific: Mountain at night icon (Default)
Title: You Cannot Shut The Windows Of The Sky
Fandom: His Dark Materials
Characters/Pairings: Lyra/Will, Mary, cameos
Rating: G
Content notes: Characters eventually return to the World of the Dead.

Snapshots, mostly outsider-POV, as Will and Lyra grow up. Gaining skill and prestige in their respective fields, helping science (and/or experimental theology) march forward...oh, and learning how to communicate from one world to another.

Works fine as a standalone fic, but if you've been keeping up with Republic of Heaven Community Radio, it'll fill in some gaps in the backstory.

( "This is the Lady Asriel, from Oxford," adds Pierre. "She swears she knows for a fact that ghosts, Rusakov particles, and the many-worlds theory are all related...." )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: A River So Long: being a multi-season Love Story in three Acts, color-coded for Your Convenience (brought to you by Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow) (Act 1)
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", Trevor Potter
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Sex, drugs, rock'n'roll
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

8) Prompt: Stephen's tirade on election night. "Then you realise you made a terrible mistake but it will be too late, you had the chance but you rejected him and now [Mitt Romney] will never want your [vote] again." We all know he meant "Jon" instead of "Mitt" and "love" instead of "vote."

The long-deferred romantic tension between Jon and Stephen ignites in the beginning of 2012. Trouble is, Jon's in something of an altered state of mind, thanks to that sudden infusion of unlimited and untraced cash....

AO3 mirror | Act I | Act II | Act III

It started, fittingly enough, with the SuperPAC. )
ptahrrific: Mountain at night icon (Default)
The collection for Yuri Challenge 2012 is live!

I didn't actually participate, but I ended up writing two treats anyway. Prizes if you can guess which they are =3
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Blue, Thinking About You
Rating: PG
Characters: Jon/"Stephen", Siri, Meg, Tad, Gipper
Contents: Wifeless AU, ear!kink, bread abuse
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Stephen, anxious to know what Jon really thinks of him, stumbles on a way to find out for sure...which doesn't go at all the way he planned. Turns out Jon has more secrets than he bargained for (and in the meantime, Stephen's conscience just might be catching up with him).

Mirror on the AO3 -- complete with special effects that aren't supported on DW.

For a [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic SeSa prompt from [livejournal.com profile] gaudy_night: Jon/"Stephen", after a freak accident, he gains the ability to hear what the other is really thinking. Title is from the carol Blue Christmas.

If you were trying to seduce your gay friend for purely exploitative purposes, and maybe enjoying his company and feeling that his happiness made you feel warmer than hot chocolate along the way, that was still safely heterosexual on your part. )
ptahrrific: Jon and Stephen, "Believe in the me who believes in you" (fake news)
Title: Jealousy, Thy Name Is Stewberry
Rating: PG
Cast: Jon/"Stephen", Jimmy Fallon, Wyatt, Kristen, other correspondents
Contents: X-Men: First Class spoilers, canon hobo death
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

While Stephen is off having exciting friendship adventures with his new best buddy, Jon copes with his totally-not-jealousy by dragging various correspondents on a series of ill-fated friendventures of their own.

For a [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic SeSa prompt by [livejournal.com profile] snobantiker: Jon/"Stephen", Jimmy Fallon. During the time of the BFFSM of Stephen and Jimmy, Jon gets jealous.

"Stewberry" is from Jon's hopeful suggestion for an ice-cream flavor, to go with Stephen's "Americone Dream" and Jimmy's "Late Night Snack."

Mirror on the AO3.

Jon pouted. Disgraceful, that was. Men their age had no business pouting, unless they were facing a truly heart-rending situation, like not being sent a free iPad quickly enough. )
ptahrrific: I want a girl with fingernails that shine like justice. (sailor moon)
Title: Artemis Parthenos
Fandom: Sailor Moon
Characters/Pairings: Venus/Artemis, Luna/Artemis, various royals
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Canon character deaths. Spoilers for the first arc and the Sailor V manga, plus light references to the rest of the series.
Disclaimer: The series, settings, and characters are not mine. All hail Naoko-hime.

Scenes from Artemis' past life, growing up and having girl trouble. In any other era, with any other girls, this wouldn't even have been a footnote to history; but these are princesses and royal advisors, in the twilight of the Silver Millennium.

For the Magical Girl Fic/Art Swap 2011; also here on the AO3. The princesses' names come from epithets used for their respective gods in Roman mythology, while their parents are named for the corresponding Greek gods. The poetry is from translations of Sappho; similar verses must have been written by her previous incarnation.

As long as I'm here, let me rec you this episode recap, featuring the Moon Kingdom's downfall in blank verse.

On the first day at the Foreign Planets Academy, the members of the youngest class milled around in tiny, species-segregated clusters. )
ptahrrific: Madoka preparing to take on Walpurgis (madoka magica)
The stories for the Magical Girl Fic/Art Swap 2011 are live!

I got Request, a Homura-centric multifandom story from a crossover universe that works exactly the way I'd like it to. The fic I wrote will be crossposted after the author reveals (but feel free to guess in the meantime!).

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