Un assemblage de mensonges

Snagged from tehlobster:

Post the first lines from each of your 25 most recent fanfic pieces and try to find a pattern.

( Under the cut... )

(What say the rest of you? Any thoughts? Observations? Blatantly obvious patterns that you can't believe I haven't spotted, already?)

Title: The Mission
Fandom: Where's Waldo?/Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?
Pairing: Carmen/Waldo
Theme set: Delta
Rating: PG

For a Carmen/Waldo claim over at 1sentence. In which master hider Waldo is the newest recruit at ACME, where he's assigned to track down the notoriously slippery Carmen Sandiego. Sparks fly.

(You may want to scan the summary of the Waldo TV series and watch a bit of the old Carmen cartoon before reading.)

( 'This is my first time,' he admits; she lifts an eyebrow, which is all it takes to have him blushing and stammering: 'I meant going on an ACME mission!' )