fics by Erin Ptah

Title: House Rules
Series: TDS/TCR; House, M.D.
Characters/Pairings: Jon, Dr. House
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Work of parody. Not real; not mine.

One of the extra fics written for last year's Merry Month of May. For wwanda, who wanted Stephen to meet House, with an explanation of why he has a picture of House displayed on his set.

(I thought I was going to come up with more of this, but, well, since it hasn't happened at this point, I figured I should at least post what there is.)

( 'Being Mr. Bedside Manner is not part of the deal.' )

Title: Assorted Belatedly Collected Drabbles (Stephen's Staff Edition)
Series: TDS/TCR
Disclaimer: Works of parody. Not real; not mine.

I actually wrote these back in 2006, and then spent several years forgetting to archive them. Whoops.


Title: Animal Magnetism
Characters/Pairings: Bobby, Ric Ocasek
Rating: PG
Notes: Takes place during Bobby's secret mission to Vegas.

( 'Can't believe I'm considering it myself. But hey – it’s Vegas, right?' )


Title: The Memo
Characters/Pairings: Meg, Tad
Rating: G
Notes: Follow-up to this clip.

( 3) If Stephen is just plain wrong, smile and nod. )


Title: Morning
Characters/Pairings: a certain Stephen
Rating: G

( Stephen wakes up slowly. )


Title: Candy and Air
Characters/Pairings: Bobby, Meg
Rating: G
Notes: Follows this segment, and refers to this one.

( Meg frowned as she reached for her third almond cluster in as many minutes. )


Title: Follow Shot On Bobby
Characters/Pairings: Bobby, Meg, Jimmy, Killer
Rating: G
Notes: Sequel to the previous drabble, directed by Jimmy.

( Pan across break room: Bobby, half-empty tub of candy, Meg. )


Title: In Season And Out
Characters/Pairings: Bobby, Tad, Stephen
Rating: G
Notes: Drabble-and-a-half, following this segment. The title is from 2 Timothy 4:2: 'Be prepared in season and out of season.'

( Bobby and Tad both descend with fire extinguishers – from opposite sides. )

Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Subject: Liberal!"Stephen"
Title: Drowning in Greyscale

A mix for the Liberalverse. The title is stolen from sarcasticsra's Mirror, Mirror.



( Love is my religion - hey, you can take it or leave it, and you don't have to believe it )

Medium: Television
Fandom: Doctor Who
Subject: Companions
Title: Doctor's Girls: The Musical

This mix has been kicking around in my head ever since stellar_dust mentioned she had been listening to "Oh, Donna" all through s4. Seventeen companions (and the Rani), one song each. Mostly the women, but Jack and K-9 sneak in there too.

Larger cover art. (No affiliation with the drawing Doctor's Girls; it just inspired the title.)