Fake News/Doctor Who: George's World, part 4

Title: George's World (4/5)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Suggestion of Stephen's sordid past.
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: New Who S3, TW S1

Young Stephen tries to teach George life lessons. The Doctor breaks out the technobabble. Adult Stephen takes a headlong dive into his past. Jack is pretty much useless.

Table of contents here.

( 'Tek Jansen,' George said firmly, 'is the greatest action hero in the universe, except my daddy and my other daddy and Aunt Cholly and maybe Anderson Cooper.' )

First lines meme

Snagged from tehlobster:

Post the first lines from each of your 25 most recent fanfic pieces and try to find a pattern.

( Under the cut... )

(What say the rest of you? Any thoughts? Observations? Blatantly obvious patterns that you can't believe I haven't spotted, already?)