Fake News: Expecting, Chapter 8

Title: Expecting, Chapter 8: Fortune Favors The Ballsy
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: G for this part
Words: ~1700
( Disclaimers, one in poem form )

Notes: In the Reportverse, Stephen and Jon have radically different ideologies, so Stewart-Colbert '08 (or, for that matter, Colbert-Stewart '08) is not a popular T-shirt.

Clips referenced: Tragic local story; eight-child policy.

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( If it isn't one thing, it's another. )