Fake News: Expecting, Chapter 7

Title: Expecting, Chapter 7: Calls of the Worried
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: G for this part
Words: ~1900
( Disclaimers, one in poem form )

Notes: Rather than use the names of Colbert-the-actor's kids, Stephen's kids in-story are based on the ones he's named in various segments. More details here.

Clips referenced: It's not a date or anything; fall in love all over again; adult diapers; Bobby's replacement.

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( In the present, worried kids call Jon. In the past, a worried Jon calls Dr. Moreau. Either way, a lot of worrying occurs. How much of it is justified? )