Fake News: Expecting, Chapter 9

Title: Expecting, Chapter 9: And This Time There Were No Moustaches Involved
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG for this part
Words: ~1800
( Disclaimers, one in poem form )

Notes: Information about prehensile tails and Dr. Marco Pensworthy can of course be found in John Hodgman's book, The Areas Of My Expertise.

Clips referenced: Jon is sick; Ishmael Beah; Jon is mean.

You can watch the original February 14 toss here.

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( Jon tries to prepare a suitable apology. Nothing could have prepared him for the result. )