Fake News: The Robert Report, part 2

Title: The Robert Report, part 2: The Opening
Fandom: TCR
Genre: Comedy
Rating: G
Words: ~600
Warnings: Still none.
Disclaimer: The Colbert Report and its characters are the creation of Stephen Colbert, Eric Drysdale, and the other writers. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).

Notes: Bobby wonders why he puts up with this job.

This is what I had in mind as the original one-shot. It doesn't go with one specific opening, though it does make reference to the performance reviews. Table of Conents.

( Bobby works for a man who is completely oblivious to his efforts, and who will get mad if you so much as accidentally pronounce the wrong 'T'. )