Fake News: The Robert Report, part 1

Title: The Robert Report, part 1: The Toss
Fandom: The Colbert Report (the characters), The Daily Show
Genre: Comedy
Rating: G
Words: ~900
Warnings: None, really. It's not even slashy at this point.
Disclaimer: The Colbert Report and its characters are the creation of Stephen Colbert, Eric Drysdale, and the other writers. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).

Notes: The first fic I wrote in this fandom, back in the summer of 2006. When Rob Corddry guest-hosts The Daily Show, it causes some trouble in the Report.

The toss in question is here. Table of Contents.

( Stephen's not backing down. (When does he ever?) )