fics by Erin Ptah

Title: Stone By Stone
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: "Stephen"/Bill O'Reilly, "Stephen"/OMC, Liz/Jack, "Stephen"/Liz, various FOX cameos
Warnings: Slavefic, associated abuse (sexual and otherwise), (skip) non-con, non-main character death
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report and the creators of 30 Rock. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. With apologies to everyone involved, especially Tina Fey.

A prequel one-shot for the Castle Down 'verse, which for some reason turned into a 30 Rock crossover. Scenes from Stephen's life in Vulpis before the war, and his doomed friendship with one of the other "pets" he got to know there.

Refers to the Wørd "Bite The Hand That Feeds You", which unwittingly provided this universe a bit of backstory. Other references: the O'Reilly tartan; the Megyn Kelly meme. Title is another lyric from the Emilie Autumn song.

( 'I'm on a very important mission for General Bill O'Reilly, and you are infringing on his right to have me walk here!' )

Title: Please Papa Bear
Rating: Soft R
Warnings: Bill O'Reilly. Sexual situations. Sexual situations featuring Bill O'Reilly. Also, some lyrics involve non-con. (The actual situation was by all accounts consensual, just very exploitative.)
Disclaimer: This is a work of parody. Although reference is made to real persons, the content is the product of the mixer's imagination only.

Notes: The normally combative Stephen will bend over backwards in his fight to earn the affection of the man he loves and fears above all others.

As such, this is a pretty depressing mix.



( Snap your fingers, I'll come running; leave again when you're bored with me; I'll make it easy. )

Title: Expecting
Fandom: TCR
Genre: Dramedy
Words: ~55,400
Disclaimer: Found on individual chapters. In short, not real, and not mine.

Someone asked if there was any TDS mpreg, and "how would that even work?" My brain apparently took this as a challenge.

As you will see in the trailers, it's not as farfetched as you think. (Actual quotation from the good Dr. Colbert on the subject of getting pregnant: "How hard could it be?")

Part of the Expectingverse.

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