Fake News(/MST3K) - Prompt Ficlets 1

A sequence of ficlets written for prompts at punditfic and fakenews_fanfic.

Blanket Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.


Title: Terms & Conditioner
Rating: R
Cast: "Stephen"/Jon
Prompt: from politicette, "Jon and Stephen exploring kinks of Jon's that Stephen doesn't necessarily share."

( This was not how things were supposed to go. )

Title: Next Monday Through Thursday, A.D.
Series: TCR/MST3K
Rating: G
Cast: Jon, "Stephen", Dr. Forrester, TV's Frank
Prompt: "Take the last fictional series you watched/read/listened to, and write or draw a crossover."

( 'This is the most soul-sucking footage we could find!' )

Title: And The Colbert's Red Glare
Rating: G
Cast: Jon/BriWi, unrequited Jon/"Stephen", correspondents
Prompt: "explosions." (Some kind of young-adult AU.)

( Sam enticed Stephen into a duet of the national anthem, accompanied by Olivia's beatboxing; Jon tried on Brian's glasses and teased him about his socks. )

Title: Heartless
Rating: G
Cast: Jon, "Stephen"
Prompt: lyrics from kshandra, "It takes the truth to fool me / And now you've made me angry"

( 'This is cruel, you understand? Heartless, and cruel, and mean, and awful, and heartless, and--' )