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Fake News: The Robert Report, part 6
Aug. 3rd, 2006 09:31 amTitle: The Robert Report, part 6: The Closing
Fandom: TCR
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG
Words: ~3,100
Warnings: Drunkenness. (No debauchery, though.)
Disclaimer: The Colbert Report and its characters are the creation of Stephen Colbert, Eric Drysdale, and the other writers. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).
Notes: And this part was written during an eight-hour car ride. I'm making up the Report's rehearsal schedule based around the idea that they broadcast live from 11:30 to midnight.
Bobby catches forty winks, Stephen knocks back several drinks, and the Ghost of Daily Show Past causes a big stink, bringing our heroes to the brink. Will they make it, do you think? (Don't blink.)
This is the closing referenced; but it isn't deeply involved in the plot, which also refers to comparing ears, failed pull-squints, Bobby's religion, a certain pillow, hurling candy, and, well, a whole lot of other things. Table of Contents.
( Being at a bar with Stephen turns out to be just like being at work with him, except that there's dirty snow all over the floor and no convenient banks of seats in which to contain the audience. )
Fandom: TCR
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG
Words: ~3,100
Warnings: Drunkenness. (No debauchery, though.)
Disclaimer: The Colbert Report and its characters are the creation of Stephen Colbert, Eric Drysdale, and the other writers. Characters used without permission - but with love (and, more importantly from a legal standpoint, without profit).
Notes: And this part was written during an eight-hour car ride. I'm making up the Report's rehearsal schedule based around the idea that they broadcast live from 11:30 to midnight.
Bobby catches forty winks, Stephen knocks back several drinks, and the Ghost of Daily Show Past causes a big stink, bringing our heroes to the brink. Will they make it, do you think? (Don't blink.)
This is the closing referenced; but it isn't deeply involved in the plot, which also refers to comparing ears, failed pull-squints, Bobby's religion, a certain pillow, hurling candy, and, well, a whole lot of other things. Table of Contents.
( Being at a bar with Stephen turns out to be just like being at work with him, except that there's dirty snow all over the floor and no convenient banks of seats in which to contain the audience. )