Fake News | Jon/"Stephen" | R | Or Perhaps Pleasure

Title: Or Perhaps Pleasure
Rating: R
Contents: Canon-typical (cartoony) violence, weird sexual situations
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Jon's back from the Middle East!...and he came back wrong. As the embodiment of all that is American, it's up to Stephen to come to the rescue. The sexy, sexy rescue.

(On top of all the other innuendo in that clip, one of the things Stephen yells while behind the door actually is "Say you love me!" Ah, romance.)

Mirror on the AO3.

( The hazmat suit sizzles where the lightsaber clips him in the side, but doesn't let it through. American engineering at its finest! )

Welcome to Night Vale | Cecil/Carlos, others | PG | He Says He Is An Oceanographer, part 6

Title: He Says He Is An Oceanographer (6/7)
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters/Pairings: Cecil/Carlos
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Night Vale and everything related are the property of Commonplace Books.

On the last day before Seacil's time on land runs out, both he and Carlos learn a few things about getting burned.

( "Sorry, I guess this gets in the way of your whole 'perfect Carlos' image...." )