Fake News: State of Grace bonus material

Title: State of Grace: bonus material
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Disclaimer: Not real; not mine.
Rating: Through PG

A roundup of scenes, snippets, and drabbles (the shorter ones are exactly 100 words apiece) that didn't quite fit into the text of State of Grace. If you don't notice, or aren't bothered by, the discrepancies, take these as deleted scenes. Otherwise, just consider them AU.


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( Jon didn't get a moment alone with Stephen all day. )

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( 'Why do they have to use all these huge words to say perfectly simple things?' )

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( Stephen stood in the bathroom for a good ten minutes. )

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( 'I get queasy sometimes when George cries. )

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( 'Stevie adores you, you know.' )

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( 'It just suddenly occurred to me that we're all alone.' )