Fake News: Out Of The Bag

Title: Out Of The Bag
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: "Stephen", Jon, and Brian, with a side of Meg, Bobby, and Tad
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For sarcasticsra, whose incredibly transparent fakenews_fanfic Secret Santa wish asked for a lighthearted mystery/comedy involving Brian, Jon, and "Stephen"...here is my equally obvious response. Featuring Stephen in CAPSLOCK, Jon in strange costumes, a mysterious meat thief, and a surprise pairing.

Special thanks to my mother, for inadvertently breaking my writer's block.

Mirror on the AO3.

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