Fake News: Two bite-size bits of fluff

Title: It's More Of A Bunny-Girl Outfit, Actually
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Parody. Not real, and not mine.

Stephen convinces Jon to join him for the last episode of Densha Otoko. (So, spoilers, but only really vague ones.)

( 'It's not cheesy, Jon, it's dramatic! The heartwarming tale of the shy geek who finally meets a nice girl who accepts him. It's uplifting to nerds everywhere!' )

Title: WTF R U Doin
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See above.

Result of a prompt. (Working out the specific prompt phrase is left as an exercise for the interested reader.)

( 'Did you spend the night on a fishing trawler?' )