Fake News: Slow Me Down

Title: Slow Me Down
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language; adult diapers; nitpicky details of Senatorial procedure
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen", Sam, Larry, John-O, Lewis, Kristen, others
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They didn't think anybody would be obtuse enough to filibuster this one. They underestimated Stephen Colbert (R-SC).

For a Secret Santa prompt requesting Jon/"Stephen" in an AU with no families, in which they're not necessarily newsmen - thus spawning the Senateverse. Title is Emmy Rossum's [lyrics]. Some lines are from this ThreatDown and this "overnight" broadcast.

( 'We co-sponsored one bill! Why does everyone think that makes us BFFs?' )