Title: I'm Your Moon (3/9)
Rating: PG (the wet and soapy kind)
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything through New Who S3/Torchwood S2 is fair game.
Summary: Four and Sarah Jane are treated to dinner on the psi-moon. Young Stephen gets some scrubbing; adult Stephen is still MIA.
A few readers recognized the setting from the Red Dwarf episode Terrorform. If you haven't seen it, check YouTube (1 2 3). Here's a small sample to entice you:
"This 'Master' character, and I acknowledge that I may not want to know the full answer to this one, but why does he want me oily in particular? Obviously whatever he has in mind is facilitated by my being slippery and pliant, yes?"
(It's exactly what you think. Only better.)
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stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.
( 'Is it safe to eat this stuff?' asked Sarah Jane. 'I don't want to accidentally chew off one of Stephen's neurons, or something.' )
Rating: PG (the wet and soapy kind)
Series: The Colbert Report, Doctor Who
Spoilers: Anything through New Who S3/Torchwood S2 is fair game.
Summary: Four and Sarah Jane are treated to dinner on the psi-moon. Young Stephen gets some scrubbing; adult Stephen is still MIA.
A few readers recognized the setting from the Red Dwarf episode Terrorform. If you haven't seen it, check YouTube (1 2 3). Here's a small sample to entice you:
"This 'Master' character, and I acknowledge that I may not want to know the full answer to this one, but why does he want me oily in particular? Obviously whatever he has in mind is facilitated by my being slippery and pliant, yes?"
(It's exactly what you think. Only better.)
Beta and Brit-picking by the transcendent
stellar_dust. Table of contents, and footnotes, here.( 'Is it safe to eat this stuff?' asked Sarah Jane. 'I don't want to accidentally chew off one of Stephen's neurons, or something.' )