Honey Mustard

Title: Honey Mustard (or, Is Bobby Delicious?)
Rating: PG
Pairing: "Stephen"/Bobby, Tad/Bobby
Disclaimer: These characters and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and of course Viacom. Not mine. Sue me not, please.

Summary: Stephen Colbert eats his (former) stage manager. Tad is not happy about this.

( 'Listen, Tad, you can't tell anyone about this, all right?' )

Fake News: The Parts Of Management They Don't Tell You About

Title: The Parts Of Management They Don't Tell You About
Rating: PG
Pairing: Tad/Bobby, with a side of "Stephen"/Tad
( Two disclaimers, with love )

Summary: Being a manager on TCR has a world of challenges that you won't find on any other job. Fortunately, Tad and Bobby have each other to lean on.

( Bobby took him in at a glance. Thick glasses. Full lips. Tacky bow tie. )

Fake News: Hedgehog's Dilemma

Title: Hedgehog's Dilemma
Rating: G

For a prompt in the fakenews_fanfic 2007 Secret Santa: "hedgehog's dilemma", with an appearance (sort of) by John King. Wasn't sure if people would know what the hedgehog's dilemma is, so I brought an actual hedgehog in to illustrate.


( 'No, it just got its head stuck in a McFlurry cup. Almost starved before someone found it and brought it in.' )