Fake News: Expecting, Chapter 13

Title: Expecting, Chapter 13: The Cruelest Month
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG
Warnings: Pain, suffering. Mostly on Tad's part.
Words: ~2900
( Disclaimers, one in poem form )

Notes: The title, and the summary, are from the first verses of "The Wasteland", because I am a nerd.

Clips referenced: The toss; the disastrous Eagle Festival; Jane Fonda; the metaphor-off.

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( April is the cruelest month, breeding / Giant heads out of the new set, mixing / Memory and desire, stirring / Dull interviews with springy Jane. )