Fake News: Expecting, Chapter 3
Jul. 10th, 2007 02:36 amTitle: Expecting, Chapter 3: Don't Panic
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG for this part
Warnings: Discussion of various naughty bits.
Words: ~2500
( Disclaimers, one in poem form )
Notes: Except for the original Wørd "Expecting" (which was shifted a few weeks earlier for the sake of continuity), all of the segments referred to actually occur on the given date. When Wørd or an interview is made up for story purposes, the material surrounding it and leading into it hasn't been changed.
Clips referenced: Jon's ringtone; Stephen's number; the final Colbert County segment.
For the full table of contents to this story, click here.

( Stephen has his first off-air freak-out. On air, he is calm, stoic, and informative — mostly. )
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG for this part
Warnings: Discussion of various naughty bits.
Words: ~2500
( Disclaimers, one in poem form )
Notes: Except for the original Wørd "Expecting" (which was shifted a few weeks earlier for the sake of continuity), all of the segments referred to actually occur on the given date. When Wørd or an interview is made up for story purposes, the material surrounding it and leading into it hasn't been changed.
Clips referenced: Jon's ringtone; Stephen's number; the final Colbert County segment.
For the full table of contents to this story, click here.

( Stephen has his first off-air freak-out. On air, he is calm, stoic, and informative — mostly. )