Fake News: Oh, Honey

[ptahrrific]

Title: Oh, Honey
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: See the index.

For doctorv, who wanted something on Stephen's addiction to honey.



Oh, Honey


"Jonnnnnn. Jon, Jon, Jon. Have I told you what a kind and wonderful person you are lately?"

"Whatever it is, you're not getting it."

"But you are a wonderful person. A sweet, good, generous person, with a giving spirit, and—"

"What do you want, Stephen?"

"...Why is there no honey in the kitchen?"

"Because the last time I let you have honey, you spent twenty minutes arguing with a birch."

"It could have been an Ent! You don't know!"

"Mmhmm. You're still not getting honey."

"You do realize that, if I don't get my fix, I'm going to need to find something else sweet and delectable to satisfy my tongue. If you know what I mean."

"...Stephen, are you trying to threaten me by offering me sex?"

"Oh. I guess that isn't the greatest plan, is it."

"No, no, it's a fantastic plan. Now get over here."

Comments

[lavinialavender.livejournal.com]

LOL Stephen. Great moment.

[anais-rhys.livejournal.com]

"Because the last time I let you have honey, you spent twenty minutes arguing with a birch."

"It could have been an Ent! You don't know!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::ahem:: and I mean that in the most sincere, "that's adorable" way :o) ::giggles:: that is indeed a fantastic plan.

[holly-cullen.livejournal.com]

Appropriate icon =D

[daydreamer64.livejournal.com]

XDDD Of course Jon couldn't resist.

[gaiafaye.livejournal.com]

I fail to see where that's ever not a fantastic plan. ;)