Fake News: Oh, Honey

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Title: Oh, Honey
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: See the index.

For doctorv, who wanted something on Stephen's addiction to honey.



Oh, Honey


"Jonnnnnn. Jon, Jon, Jon. Have I told you what a kind and wonderful person you are lately?"

"Whatever it is, you're not getting it."

"But you are a wonderful person. A sweet, good, generous person, with a giving spirit, and—"

"What do you want, Stephen?"

"...Why is there no honey in the kitchen?"

"Because the last time I let you have honey, you spent twenty minutes arguing with a birch."

"It could have been an Ent! You don't know!"

"Mmhmm. You're still not getting honey."

"You do realize that, if I don't get my fix, I'm going to need to find something else sweet and delectable to satisfy my tongue. If you know what I mean."

"...Stephen, are you trying to threaten me by offering me sex?"

"Oh. I guess that isn't the greatest plan, is it."

"No, no, it's a fantastic plan. Now get over here."

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