Night Vale, His Dark Materials | He Says He Is An Experimental Theologian (23/?): The Dog Park

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Title: He Says He Is An Experimental Theologian (23/?): The Dog Park
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale, His Dark Materials
Characters/Pairings: pre-Cecil/Carlos, scientists, Earl Harlan, Boy Scouts
Rating: T
Disclaimer/warnings: See story masterpost.

His Dark Materials AU. Our heroes begin to study the dog park. This was not their brightest idea.

Technically no character death in this chapter, but brace yourselves anyway.

( Only a hundred feet away from the blank onyx walls, the Rusakov concentration is uniformly, perilously plateaued. )