Fake News/Looney Tunes: What's Up, Doc
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ptahrrificTitle: What's Up, Doc?
Series: TDS/TCR; Looney Tunes
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen"(/Jon), Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See the index.
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doctorv, who wanted "the one where they're cartoons." Which turned into a thoroughly bizarre crossover.
What's Up, Doc?
"What's wrong with me, Doc?" pleaded Stephen. "I gotta know!"
Bugs tapped his pen against his furry chin. "Hmm. Dizziness, you say? And what do you see when you experience this dizziness? Stars and planets, or little singing birds?"
"Neither. Just these weird little red things."
"Curious." The doctor began to pace. "Any blunt traumas to the head recently?"
"Two anvils in the past month, and last week we bought an ACME camera that went haywire and blew up the studio. I don't know why we keep buying from them. But nothing out of the ordinary."
"Curiouser." Bugs swapped the pen for a carrot, which he began nibbling on as he walked. "Do you have any other symptoms? Even mild ones?"
"Well, I do have this chest pain..."
"Magnificent! We'll take an X-ray." Grabbing a black screen on wheels from the side of the room, Bugs rolled it across the floor and stopped in front of the man sitting on the edge of the table, where he flipped a switch to turn it on. "Eureka!"
"What is it, Doc?" pleaded Stephen, craning his neck to see.
On the screen was displayed a rib cage, a spine, lungs, and a large red ♥. With the stub of his carrot, Bugs indicated the arrow piercing the ♥. "You've been hit by Cupid. Let me just read the name here...." He sounded it out: "Jann Stee-wort."
"That's impossible," snapped Stephen. "I want a second opinion."
"Okay. You use too much hair gel."
"I mean from another doctor!"
Daffy stuck his head in the door. "I agree," he declared. "Far too much hair gel."
"One who's not a quack!" added Stephen.
With a huff, Daffy flapped away, muttering darkly about "dithcrimination."
"I'm afraid them's the breaks, pal," said Bugs. "Take it or leave it."
"Leaving it," snapped Stephen, jumping off of the seat.
"Wait!" exclaimed the doctor. "I haven't turned off the--"
It was too late. Stephen had stormed out of the office, with his bones, organs, and the arrow through the ♥ still clearly visible.
"Oh, well," sighed Bugs, finishing off his carrot. "He'll find out."
Series: TDS/TCR; Looney Tunes
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen"(/Jon), Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See the index.
For
doctorv, who wanted "the one where they're cartoons." Which turned into a thoroughly bizarre crossover.What's Up, Doc?
"What's wrong with me, Doc?" pleaded Stephen. "I gotta know!"
Bugs tapped his pen against his furry chin. "Hmm. Dizziness, you say? And what do you see when you experience this dizziness? Stars and planets, or little singing birds?"
"Neither. Just these weird little red things."
"Curious." The doctor began to pace. "Any blunt traumas to the head recently?"
"Two anvils in the past month, and last week we bought an ACME camera that went haywire and blew up the studio. I don't know why we keep buying from them. But nothing out of the ordinary."
"Curiouser." Bugs swapped the pen for a carrot, which he began nibbling on as he walked. "Do you have any other symptoms? Even mild ones?"
"Well, I do have this chest pain..."
"Magnificent! We'll take an X-ray." Grabbing a black screen on wheels from the side of the room, Bugs rolled it across the floor and stopped in front of the man sitting on the edge of the table, where he flipped a switch to turn it on. "Eureka!"
"What is it, Doc?" pleaded Stephen, craning his neck to see.
On the screen was displayed a rib cage, a spine, lungs, and a large red ♥. With the stub of his carrot, Bugs indicated the arrow piercing the ♥. "You've been hit by Cupid. Let me just read the name here...." He sounded it out: "Jann Stee-wort."
"That's impossible," snapped Stephen. "I want a second opinion."
"Okay. You use too much hair gel."
"I mean from another doctor!"
Daffy stuck his head in the door. "I agree," he declared. "Far too much hair gel."
"One who's not a quack!" added Stephen.
With a huff, Daffy flapped away, muttering darkly about "dithcrimination."
"I'm afraid them's the breaks, pal," said Bugs. "Take it or leave it."
"Leaving it," snapped Stephen, jumping off of the seat.
"Wait!" exclaimed the doctor. "I haven't turned off the--"
It was too late. Stephen had stormed out of the office, with his bones, organs, and the arrow through the ♥ still clearly visible.
"Oh, well," sighed Bugs, finishing off his carrot. "He'll find out."
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Date: 2009-05-19 04:18 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-05-19 04:47 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-05-19 05:22 am (UTC)AND DAFFY!! MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN FROM THE FIVE YR OLD HAPPY!
The idea of Stephen with little red hearts floating around his head ^_^ this actually kinda feels like a Roger Rabbit crossover (cause I'm ignoring Space Jam and whatever came after it)
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Date: 2009-05-19 08:48 pm (UTC)Killed me.
This was fantastic. :)
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Date: 2009-05-19 09:54 pm (UTC)