(I have no idea what I'm looking for, so anything goes :D)

I kinda have the feeling this kind of fic had been done before - I mean, it's the granddaddy of media fandoms, everything has been done there - but, well, I had the idea, and I never wrote Star Trek fic before, so I decided to run with it.

And, yeah, I couldn't resist throwing in all kinds of math-and-science-y puns, even ones that didn't have much to do with the main plot. I'm just glad someone else was geeky enough to appreciate them :D