"I couldn't share you, Jon!" he exclaimed. "I hate the thought of other people even kissing you. If anyone else tried to sleep with you, I would want to smash Sweetness over their stupid head. So you see why I have to cut this off now, before I turn into this horrible controlling person that I don't want to be!"

...oh, Stephen. (You know everything's right when you still elicit that response, huh? =P)

I have to second (third? whatever) the, "Of course! This Stephen has mommy issues!" sentiment. That makes absolutely perfect sense.

Gah, I love this 'verse. And this story, of course. Good stuff all around.