I just have a Conan O'Brien phobia. Love the guy, but the over-the-top humor scares me. I think I sort of see it in Stephen's humor, so I sort of don't really like his style. I'm just...scared, and sort of nauseated by it.

Hmm...I would really want to see that.

(I have low self-confidence. That's why I think everyone's mad at me. Raised that way, I guess.)