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ptahrrific) wrote2008-09-05 12:25 am
ptahrrific) wrote2008-09-05 12:25 am
Two drabbles: fake news, Strangers With Candy
Title: The Gospel of Jesus Comes To Flatpoint
Series: Strangers With Candy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexytalk; a couple of bad words.
Disclaimer: Fiction. Characters are not mine. Used without permission.
A drabble. Does exactly what it says on the tin.
(Title refers to the shared universe, more of which is found in![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fakenews_fanfic, which started from the line 'The only way straight people could be threatened by same-sex marriage would be if it were mandatory.')
The Gospel of Jesus Comes To Flatpoint
The Friday lunch poker game is usually reserved for complaining about Jerri Blank, but today there’s only one thing on anyone’s mind.
"It’s an infringement of our basic civil liberties," fumes Wolf as she deals.
"That’s right!" booms Blackman from beside her. "And the things they’re making us do! Disgusting! As if we’re a bunch of homos!"
The sentiments are echoed around the table until the last man. "Well, Noblet?" demands Blackman. "Don’t you object to this scandalous law?"
Chuck, who has been wearing the same shit-eating grin since the amendment was passed, beams. "Why should I care? I’m married."
—
Title: Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexytalk; a couple of bad words.
Disclaimer: Same as above. Also, parody.
Another drabble. The aftermath of Stephen's 'trip' to New Orleans.
Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler
“Don’t be ridiculous, Jon! It’s all part of the N’Awlins atmosphere. We get drunk, you flash me, I give you beads. And, yes, I know that technically these are the kind of beads designed to be stuck in your ass, not worn around your neck, but that just makes it that much more important to get all the other details right. It was not meant to be a commentary on your weight, and I don’t know why you have to get so sensitive just because you’re starting to develop man-boobs. Now stop whining, take your top off, and shake ‘em.”
Series: Strangers With Candy
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexytalk; a couple of bad words.
Disclaimer: Fiction. Characters are not mine. Used without permission.
A drabble. Does exactly what it says on the tin.
(Title refers to the shared universe, more of which is found in
fakenews_fanfic, which started from the line 'The only way straight people could be threatened by same-sex marriage would be if it were mandatory.')The Gospel of Jesus Comes To Flatpoint
The Friday lunch poker game is usually reserved for complaining about Jerri Blank, but today there’s only one thing on anyone’s mind.
"It’s an infringement of our basic civil liberties," fumes Wolf as she deals.
"That’s right!" booms Blackman from beside her. "And the things they’re making us do! Disgusting! As if we’re a bunch of homos!"
The sentiments are echoed around the table until the last man. "Well, Noblet?" demands Blackman. "Don’t you object to this scandalous law?"
Chuck, who has been wearing the same shit-eating grin since the amendment was passed, beams. "Why should I care? I’m married."
—
Title: Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler
Series: The Colbert Report
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Sexytalk; a couple of bad words.
Disclaimer: Same as above. Also, parody.
Another drabble. The aftermath of Stephen's 'trip' to New Orleans.
Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler
“Don’t be ridiculous, Jon! It’s all part of the N’Awlins atmosphere. We get drunk, you flash me, I give you beads. And, yes, I know that technically these are the kind of beads designed to be stuck in your ass, not worn around your neck, but that just makes it that much more important to get all the other details right. It was not meant to be a commentary on your weight, and I don’t know why you have to get so sensitive just because you’re starting to develop man-boobs. Now stop whining, take your top off, and shake ‘em.”