Hm. My grasp on the various strains of DC and Marvel canons is fuzzy at best (and I haven't even seen the third Nolan Batman movie), so the story would end up being pretty Generic Batman.
For maximum crack value, it all starts when, oh, say, Kurt Hummel sneaks into a Bruce Wayne party and stumbles over the Bat-secret. He bluffs his way into demanding that Brucie fake-marry him and support his family. And instead of horribly backfiring with the Hudson-Hummels getting captured and tortured by some supervillain, Kurt becomes invaluable at distracting people when Bruce needs to sneak away, and gets to spend his days snarking at high fashion and his nights designing stylish yet practical uniforms for these orphans they keep accidentally taking in.
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For maximum crack value, it all starts when, oh, say, Kurt Hummel sneaks into a Bruce Wayne party and stumbles over the Bat-secret. He bluffs his way into demanding that Brucie fake-marry him and support his family. And instead of horribly backfiring with the Hudson-Hummels getting captured and tortured by some supervillain, Kurt becomes invaluable at distracting people when Bruce needs to sneak away, and gets to spend his days snarking at high fashion and his nights designing stylish yet practical uniforms for these orphans they keep accidentally taking in.