ptahrrific: Jeeves: Surely you jest (jeeves)
Erin Ptah ([personal profile] ptahrrific) wrote2011-04-12 05:28 pm

Jeeves & Wooster: Lemon

Title: Lemon
Series: Jeeves & Wooster
Rating: PG-13 (vague BDSM)
Characters/pairings: Bertie/Jeeves
Disclaimer: The gentleman and his personal gentleman are Plum's.

A drabble (exactly 100 words). Jeeves, Bertie, and an object lesson in taste. Title is punnier with some background knowledge of anime fandom.





"I say, Jeeves, oughtn't I to be striking you a touch less forcefully? It's a dashed interesting wheeze and all, but I fear I'm about to do you some serious damage."

"That was the idea, sir."

"Dear me! And there are lots of chaps who enjoy this sort of thing? I know there was that poet fellow who wrote about love's exquisite pains and so on, but I hadn't realized said e.p.'s were meant to be literal."

"Perhaps now you can in some small way appreciate the bafflement I feel when you profess adoration for a lemon-yellow necktie, sir."
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[personal profile] feather_qwill 2011-04-13 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, god, the punchline completely cracked me up. And it's quarter to 5am in this part of the world, and I have a roomie, so I really did try not to laugh.