Fake News: Jon/"Stephen" Microfics

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Title: Microfics
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Disclaimer: Work of parody; work of fiction; the characters aren't mine.

A meme. The rules: Ten fics. Ten genres. Ten words or less.

Bonus references to Cardcaptor Sakura and Neon Genesis Evangelion (with art).





UST

Stephen won't laugh. Jon is not unbearably, achingly adorable.

...Dammit.




Crossover

"Kinomoto's not out-ribboning us this time, Jon. Wear the bloomers."




Angst

Stephen's not sorry. Jon suspects he's forgotten how to be.




Crack

Magic! Jon, newly-tentacled, freaks. Stephen feigns shock, hides the wand.




Smut

Stephen's self-control is iron. Until "Roll 212."




First Time

Jon sleeps afterwards, soundly; Stephen's up till morning, watching.




AU

Stephen, remembering Stewart's bandaged, distant eyes: I mustn't run away.




H/C

The cast removed, Stephen still pouts: "Kiss it better?"




Humor

"Uh-uh, Stephen. You bought the eagle; you clean that up."




Fluff

The studio roof: city lights, shooting stars, holding Jon's hand.