Fake News: The Sword In His Mouth, epilogue

[ptahrrific]

Title: The Sword In His Mouth: Epilogue
Rating: PG
Warnings: D/s; mild religious content; gratuitous meta
Disclaimers: This is a work of parody. Although references is made to real persons, places, and events, the dialog, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only. Fictional characters are property of The Colbert Report and its writers. All LJ usernames are fictional. Any resemblance to real LJ users, active or strikethrough'd, is purely coincidental.

Summary: Fandom within the D/s 'verse of sarcasticsra's The Way Things Need To Be. Icons! Episode recaps! TVTropes! The canon one-upping the fic! Life is good.

Thanks to greenygal for inadvertent beta XD

There's a follow-up scene to this in Ten Roads Converged.

Prologue | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Epilogue


The Sword In His Mouth
Epilogue

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14 icons
13 daily show/colbert report
01 animals
01 homecoming saga (shedemei)

01. 02. 03. 04. 05.
06. 07. 08. 09. 10.
11. 12. 13. 14.

credit is necessary
comments are ♥ but not required
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The following clip can be found in full at the new ColbertNation.com.

(Clip of CONAN O'BRIEN on his set.)

CONAN
By simply mentioning Stephen Colbert's name on mighty broadcast television, I, Conan O'Brien, am breathing life into his career! So, if Colbert made Huckabee . . . and Conan made Colbert . . . then Conan made Huckabee!

(AUDIENCE ooooos menacingly. Cut back to COLBERT.)

COLBERT (horriffied))
My god! I mean, that logic is iron-clad . . . ! I mean, I live by syllogisms. If God is love, love is blind, Stevie Wonder is blind, therefore Stevie Wonder is God. I don't know what I'd believe in if it wasn't for that . . . . (Sits back, increasingly despondent.) I think the argument is settled. Ladies and gentlemen . . . as much as I hate to admit . . . Conan O'Brien—

(AUDIENCE begins to go wild.)

VOICE (offscreen)
STEPHEN COLBERT, DON'T YOU DO IT, BOY!

(Cut to JON STEWART standing in wings, gesticulating furiously and looking domtastic like nobody's business.)

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El Perro Fumando: I didn't know "domtastic like nobody's business" was a technical term =P
StarmasterShedemei: Hush, you.
StarmasterShedemei: It's my recap, I'll flail if I want to.
StarmasterShedemei: The only question now is, whose fics are they reading?
StarmasterShedemei: You know, now that Jon domming Stephen is TOTALLY CANON.
El Perro Fumando: Haha, good question.
El Perro Fumando: (Also: OMG YES.)
El Perro Fumando: It's kind of amazing how the shows always manage to one-up us.
StarmasterShedemei: I KNOW.
StarmasterShedemei: Have I mentioned today that I love this fandom?
El Perro Fumando: You have.
El Perro Fumando: Several times, in fact.
El Perro Fumando: But I don't think there would be anything amiss if you said it again =P

Comments

[fenellaevangela]

This fic was a lot of fun. I love gratuitous meta! :-D

[sophia-sol.livejournal.com]

Meta and fic: two great tastes that taste great together! Especially in a fic as awesome as this one.

[kribban]

HEY! You can't leave that there! starmastershedemei has only established the humble beginnings of the OT3, she's leaving out the angsty complication stage before it's all resolved blissfully. *yearns*

TvTropes, guh. Makes me wonder what AU fanficrants rants about.

And are Shedemei and El Perro Fumando both doms? Gay doms? Or bratty subs?

[ptahrrific]

Baaah. Someone else can handle the angsty complications XD

Probably all the same stuff - lots of That Was Non-Con Why Didn't You Warn For It, the occasional Your Kink Is Not Okay, various Stop Making Your Gay Doms Act Like Stereotypical Subs, and endless versions of Stop Making This Stupid Typo (fun fact: I made three typos while attempting to type that phrase).

I'm pretty sure they're both doms, with Perro straight and Shedemei bi. But I reserve the right to change that if it ever becomes essential to the story that they be something else ^_^;

[wishflower4.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned that I love you lately? Cuz I do. Alternate TV Tropes made me way too happy. XD This was so much fun to read.

[wwanda]

This is love. ♥
Nothing else to say.

[sarcasticsra]

AWESOME.

That is all.

[ntjnke]

YOU HAVE MADE ME LOVE METAFICS.

And I love the idea of gender/DS/switch categories here. They were absolutely different and therefore a delight to read.

So happy you posted!