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ptahrrific) wrote2009-11-16 10:41 pm
ptahrrific) wrote2009-11-16 10:41 pm
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Mix - Fake News: This Wasn't Supposed To Be Creepy, I Swear
Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Subject: "Stephen"/Charlene
Title: This Wasn't Supposed To Be Creepy, I Swear
Warnings: Stalking.
"Sometimes the most beautiful, intimate connections only occur after a good, long stalking. I think it's easy for humans, especially women, to forget that."
—I Am America (And So Can You!)
An expansion of Stephen's single about Charlene into a full-length album.
At first he's content to admire her from afar. When she starts to realize she's being watched, he reveals himself, and isn't at all deterred by the fact that she turns him down. The more possessive he gets, the more frightened she becomes, until at last she takes a restraining order. Chastised, he backs off. (...Sort of.)
∞ clay aiken; invisible (stephen)
What'cha doing tonight?
I wish I could be a fly on your wall
Are you really alone
Who's stealing your dreams?
Why can't I breathe you into my life?
What would it take to make you see that I'm alive?
If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invisible
I'd make you mine tonight
∞
∞ divide & kreate; every bleeding breath (stephen)
(leona lewis; bleeding love + the police; every breath you take)
And in this world of loneliness
I see your face
Yet everyone around me
Thinks that I’m going crazy, maybe, maybe
But I don’t care what they say
I’m in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don’t know the truth
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
∞
∞ shiny toy guns; you are the one (stephen)
You are the one
You'll never be alone again
You're more then in my head
∞
∞ rockwell; somebody's watching me (charlene)
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me it can't be
∞
∞ weird al; melanie (stephen)
She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
I knew she had to be the girl for me
And to think I probably never would have found her
If I hadn't bought that telescope
Oh, Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
∞
∞ the beatles; run for your life (stephen)
Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You'd better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
You'd better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl
∞
∞ clannad; i will find you (stephen)
No matter where you go
I will find you
In the place with no frontiers
No matter where you go
I will find you
If it takes a thousand years
∞
∞ steeleye span; following me (charlene)
Look in his eyes, this man, it's no use running
I know I mustn't look back at him
(Somebody's following, following me)
I feel a chill that runs straight to the bone
(Somebody's following, following me)
I've never felt so alone
∞
∞ weird al; do i creep you out (stephen)
I like to feel the warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool and usually I stare
My precious one
I saved that gum that you threw in the garbage...
Your restraining order's out
Still the only question with me now
Is do I creep you out?
Know exactly where you live now
Follow you from work back to your house
Well, do I creep you out?
∞
∞ david cook; always be my baby (stephen)
I will not stand in your way
But inevitably you’ll be back again
'Cause ya know in your heart babe
Our love will never end, no
You’ll always be a part of me
I’m part of you indefinitely
Don’t you know you can’t escape me
Ooh, darlin', 'cause you’ll always be my baby
∞
∞ bonus; stephen colbert; cold, cold christmas
Oh I want a cold cold Christmas
One that’s bitter and barren and bleak
Where the weather’s foul and the west winds howl
And the sun doesn’t shine for a week
You hung up my heart like a stocking
Then went and stuffed it with coal
Now I want a cold cold Christmas
To gnaw at the depths of your soul...
So cold that it pierces your body
So cold that it hurts every breath
In fact I wouldn’t mind if you woke up to find
Your new man had frozen to death
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Subject: "Stephen"/Charlene
Title: This Wasn't Supposed To Be Creepy, I Swear
Warnings: Stalking.
"Sometimes the most beautiful, intimate connections only occur after a good, long stalking. I think it's easy for humans, especially women, to forget that."
—I Am America (And So Can You!)
An expansion of Stephen's single about Charlene into a full-length album.
At first he's content to admire her from afar. When she starts to realize she's being watched, he reveals himself, and isn't at all deterred by the fact that she turns him down. The more possessive he gets, the more frightened she becomes, until at last she takes a restraining order. Chastised, he backs off. (...Sort of.)
∞ clay aiken; invisible (stephen)
What'cha doing tonight?
I wish I could be a fly on your wall
Are you really alone
Who's stealing your dreams?
Why can't I breathe you into my life?
What would it take to make you see that I'm alive?
If I was invisible
Then I could just watch you in your room
If I was invisible
I'd make you mine tonight
∞
∞ divide & kreate; every bleeding breath (stephen)
(leona lewis; bleeding love + the police; every breath you take)
And in this world of loneliness
I see your face
Yet everyone around me
Thinks that I’m going crazy, maybe, maybe
But I don’t care what they say
I’m in love with you
They try to pull me away
But they don’t know the truth
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you
∞
∞ shiny toy guns; you are the one (stephen)
You are the one
You'll never be alone again
You're more then in my head
∞
∞ rockwell; somebody's watching me (charlene)
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
I might open my eyes and find someone standing there
People say I'm crazy, just a little touched
But maybe showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why...
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me
I always feel like somebody's watching me
Tell me it can't be
∞
∞ weird al; melanie (stephen)
She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap
I knew she had to be the girl for me
And to think I probably never would have found her
If I hadn't bought that telescope
Oh, Me-he-he-helanie
What can the problem be
Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie
Why won't you go out with me
∞
∞ the beatles; run for your life (stephen)
Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You'd better keep your head, little girl
Or I won't know where I am
You'd better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end, little girl
∞
∞ clannad; i will find you (stephen)
No matter where you go
I will find you
In the place with no frontiers
No matter where you go
I will find you
If it takes a thousand years
∞
∞ steeleye span; following me (charlene)
Look in his eyes, this man, it's no use running
I know I mustn't look back at him
(Somebody's following, following me)
I feel a chill that runs straight to the bone
(Somebody's following, following me)
I've never felt so alone
∞
∞ weird al; do i creep you out (stephen)
I like to feel the warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool and usually I stare
My precious one
I saved that gum that you threw in the garbage...
Your restraining order's out
Still the only question with me now
Is do I creep you out?
Know exactly where you live now
Follow you from work back to your house
Well, do I creep you out?
∞
∞ david cook; always be my baby (stephen)
I will not stand in your way
But inevitably you’ll be back again
'Cause ya know in your heart babe
Our love will never end, no
You’ll always be a part of me
I’m part of you indefinitely
Don’t you know you can’t escape me
Ooh, darlin', 'cause you’ll always be my baby
∞
∞ bonus; stephen colbert; cold, cold christmas
Oh I want a cold cold Christmas
One that’s bitter and barren and bleak
Where the weather’s foul and the west winds howl
And the sun doesn’t shine for a week
You hung up my heart like a stocking
Then went and stuffed it with coal
Now I want a cold cold Christmas
To gnaw at the depths of your soul...
So cold that it pierces your body
So cold that it hurts every breath
In fact I wouldn’t mind if you woke up to find
Your new man had frozen to death
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