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ptahrrific) wrote2009-04-21 09:19 pm
ptahrrific) wrote2009-04-21 09:19 pm
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Fake News: The Merry Month of May - Index
Title: The Merry Month of May - Index
Rating: G through NC-17
Series: Fake News, with crossovers by Doctor Who, Thursday Next, Looney Tunes, Ranma ½, and Death to Smoochy
Disclaimer: Two.
For the Report characters: They and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and of course Viacom. Not mine. Sue me not, please.
And for the real people, the poem:
Please, make no mistake:
these people aren't fake,
but what's said here is no more than fiction.
It only was writ
because we like their wit
and wisecracks, and pull-squints, and diction.
We don't mean to quibble,
but this can't be libel;
it's never implied to be real.
No disrespect's meant;
if you disapprove, then,
the back button's right up there. Deal.
A month's worth of fluffy, cracky, schmoopy, occasionally porny, and otherwise happy ficlets. "Stephen"-centric, mostly "Stephen"/Jon. The premises were all the result of a prompt-a-thon.
AO3 mirror.
May 1
Bigger On The Underside (Doctor Who crossover, comedy, crack | Jon, "Stephen", shoutout to Romana | G)
May 2
Study Break (fluff | teen Jon/"Stephen" | PG)
May 3
We'll Be Fright Beck (comedy | Jon/"Stephen" | PG)
May 4
Bad Egg (comedy | Jon, "Stephen" | G)
These Boots Were Made For Strutting (comedy | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13)
May 5
Satellite Test (comedy, smut | Jon/"Stephen", Jimmy, Killer | PG-13)
May 6
Teddy Bears' Tea Party (comedy | Jon(/"Stephen"), John-O(/Rob), Mr. Bartholemew, Mr. Snuggles | PG)
May 7
The Lake (romance | Jon/"Stephen" | G)
May 8
How To Do A Suit (fluff | "Stephen", Lulu | G)
Measure In Love (fluff | happy!"Stephen"(/Jon), Lorraine | G)
May 9
Blame The Floppy Ear (comedy | "Stephen"/Jon | PG-13)
May 10
Cutting It Fine (comedy | John-O, Jon, "Stephen" | PG)
May 11
The Tour (crack | Jon, "Stephen", OCs | PG)
May 12
Oh, Honey (comedy | Jon/"Stephen" | PG)
Third Time's The Charm (comedy | Jon/"Stephen" | PG)
May 13
Anchor's Pet (fluff | Jon, "Stephen", OCs | PG)
May 14
Convenient Fictions (Thursday Next crossover, comedy, romance | Stephen/Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13)
May 15
Shock And Awe (Senateverse, comedy | Jon, "Stephen" | G)
Score (comedy, fluff | Jon/"Stephen", family | G)
May 16
The Drapes (comedy | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13)
May 17
Conventional Wisdom (comedy | Jon/"Stephen", OCs | PG)
May 18
What's Up, Doc? (Looney Tunes crossover, crack | "Stephen"(/Jon), Bugs, Daffy | G)
May 19
Truth Springs Eternal (Ranma ½ crossover, crack | Jon, "Stephen", Tad | G)
May 20
Cozy (fluff, romance | Jon/"Stephen" | PG)
Long Time No See (comedy | future Jon/"Stephen" | G)
May 21
Peachy Keen (fluff | Jon, "Stephen", cats | G)
May 22
Services Rendered (fluff, crack | Jon/"Stephen", Computer | PG-13)
May 23
Women Know What Women Like (smut | Jen/"Stephanie" | NC-17)
May 24
Into The Rain (comedy, romance | Jon/"Stephen" | PG)
May 25
With The Stars In His Eye (romance | Jon/"Stephen", audience | G)
May 26
Grey, And Oh So Large (fluff | Jon/"Stephen", an elephant | G)
Nice Red Uniforms (comedy | Jon, "Stephen" | G)
May 27
Campaign Strategy (Senateverse, comedy | Jon, "Stephen", shoutout to Rahm | PG)
May 28
Karaøke Night (ficmix, comedy | Jon/"Stephen", Sam/Jason/Rob Riggle, John-O/Larry, Kristin/Demetri, Aasif, Wyatt, the Wørd | PG)
May 29
The Rainbow Agenda (Death to Smoochy crossover, crack | Jon, "Stephen", Sheldon | PG)
May 30
The Essentials (comedy | Jon/"Stephen" | G)
The Gravitas Never Fails (fluff | Jon, "Stephen", BriWi | G)
May 31
Clear Blue Day (fluff, romance | Jon/"Stephen" | G)
Rating: G through NC-17
Series: Fake News, with crossovers by Doctor Who, Thursday Next, Looney Tunes, Ranma ½, and Death to Smoochy
Disclaimer: Two.
For the Report characters: They and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and of course Viacom. Not mine. Sue me not, please.
And for the real people, the poem:
Please, make no mistake:
these people aren't fake,
but what's said here is no more than fiction.
It only was writ
because we like their wit
and wisecracks, and pull-squints, and diction.
We don't mean to quibble,
but this can't be libel;
it's never implied to be real.
No disrespect's meant;
if you disapprove, then,
the back button's right up there. Deal.
A month's worth of fluffy, cracky, schmoopy, occasionally porny, and otherwise happy ficlets. "Stephen"-centric, mostly "Stephen"/Jon. The premises were all the result of a prompt-a-thon.
AO3 mirror.
May 1
Bigger On The Underside (Doctor Who crossover, comedy, crack | Jon, "Stephen", shoutout to Romana | G)
May 2
Study Break (fluff | teen Jon/"Stephen" | PG)
May 3
We'll Be Fright Beck (comedy | Jon/"Stephen" | PG)
May 4
Bad Egg (comedy | Jon, "Stephen" | G)
These Boots Were Made For Strutting (comedy | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13)
May 5
Satellite Test (comedy, smut | Jon/"Stephen", Jimmy, Killer | PG-13)
May 6
Teddy Bears' Tea Party (comedy | Jon(/"Stephen"), John-O(/Rob), Mr. Bartholemew, Mr. Snuggles | PG)
May 7
The Lake (romance | Jon/"Stephen" | G)
May 8
How To Do A Suit (fluff | "Stephen", Lulu | G)
Measure In Love (fluff | happy!"Stephen"(/Jon), Lorraine | G)
May 9
Blame The Floppy Ear (comedy | "Stephen"/Jon | PG-13)
May 10
Cutting It Fine (comedy | John-O, Jon, "Stephen" | PG)
May 11
The Tour (crack | Jon, "Stephen", OCs | PG)
May 12
Oh, Honey (comedy | Jon/"Stephen" | PG)
Third Time's The Charm (comedy | Jon/"Stephen" | PG)
May 13
Anchor's Pet (fluff | Jon, "Stephen", OCs | PG)
May 14
Convenient Fictions (Thursday Next crossover, comedy, romance | Stephen/Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13)
May 15
Shock And Awe (Senateverse, comedy | Jon, "Stephen" | G)
Score (comedy, fluff | Jon/"Stephen", family | G)
May 16
The Drapes (comedy | Jon/"Stephen" | PG-13)
May 17
Conventional Wisdom (comedy | Jon/"Stephen", OCs | PG)
May 18
What's Up, Doc? (Looney Tunes crossover, crack | "Stephen"(/Jon), Bugs, Daffy | G)
May 19
Truth Springs Eternal (Ranma ½ crossover, crack | Jon, "Stephen", Tad | G)
May 20
Cozy (fluff, romance | Jon/"Stephen" | PG)
Long Time No See (comedy | future Jon/"Stephen" | G)
May 21
Peachy Keen (fluff | Jon, "Stephen", cats | G)
May 22
Services Rendered (fluff, crack | Jon/"Stephen", Computer | PG-13)
May 23
Women Know What Women Like (smut | Jen/"Stephanie" | NC-17)
May 24
Into The Rain (comedy, romance | Jon/"Stephen" | PG)
May 25
With The Stars In His Eye (romance | Jon/"Stephen", audience | G)
May 26
Grey, And Oh So Large (fluff | Jon/"Stephen", an elephant | G)
Nice Red Uniforms (comedy | Jon, "Stephen" | G)
May 27
Campaign Strategy (Senateverse, comedy | Jon, "Stephen", shoutout to Rahm | PG)
May 28
Karaøke Night (ficmix, comedy | Jon/"Stephen", Sam/Jason/Rob Riggle, John-O/Larry, Kristin/Demetri, Aasif, Wyatt, the Wørd | PG)
May 29
The Rainbow Agenda (Death to Smoochy crossover, crack | Jon, "Stephen", Sheldon | PG)
May 30
The Essentials (comedy | Jon/"Stephen" | G)
The Gravitas Never Fails (fluff | Jon, "Stephen", BriWi | G)
May 31
Clear Blue Day (fluff, romance | Jon/"Stephen" | G)
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In the process of trying to say "OH HEY I loved the furry kitten one you wrote for me but each time I tried to comment and tell you so the computer ate it"....THE COMPUTER ATE THAT TOO. So now I will
enjoy wandering the labyrinth of comment fic again and againwait patiently until it is posted this month to lavish you with the squee.In conclusion: WHEE!
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