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ptahrrific) wrote2009-03-21 07:28 pm
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Mix - Fake News: It's Not A F@#king Game
Fandom: The Daily Show
Subject: the unedited Jim Cramer interview
Title: It's Not A F@#king Game
Warnings: This unedited mix contains salty language. Listener discretion is advised.
You can watch the full uncut interview starting here. Cover art is from this comic.
001. Hayato Matsuo & The Warsaw Philharmonic Orchestra . Gradus vita [Narrator]
"Tonight, the week-long feud of the century comes to a head!"
[Instrumental.]
002. Nakata Yasutaka . Liar Game [Stewart]
"It is a game that you know, that you know is going on, but that you go on television as a financial network and pretend isn't happening."
[Instrumental.]
003. David Cook . Lie [Cramer]
"You can't foment, you can't create yourself an impression that a stock's down. But you do it anyway, because the SEC doesn't understand it. That's the only sense I would say it's illegal."
So lie to me and tell me that it's gonna be alright
So lie to me and tell me that we'll make it through the night
I don't mind if you wait before you tear me apart
Look me in the eye
And lie, lie, lie
004. Pink Floyd . Money [Stewart]
"You're pretending that you are a dew-eyed innocent."
Money, it's a hit
Dont give me that do goody good bullshit
005. London Philharmonic . Money
"I understand that you want to make finance entertaining, but it's not a fuckin' game."
[Instrumental.]
006. Arrogant Worms . History Is Made By Stupid People [Stewart]
"And, by the way, this casts aspersions on Wall Street as well. The majority of those guys are working their asses off, they're really bright guys, they're just trying to do the right thing, and they're getting fucked in this too!"
History is made by stupid people
Clever people wouldn't even try
If you want a place in the history books
Then do something dumb before you die
007. Barenaked Ladies . Sell Sell Sell [Stewart]
"These guys were on a Sherman's march through their companies, financed by our 401Ks, and all the incentives were for short-term profit. And they burned the fuckin' house down, with our money, and walked away rich as hell."
Buy buy buy buy
Sell sell sell
How well you learn
To not discern
Who's foe and who is friend
We'll own them all in the end
008. Eve 6 . Think Twice [Stewart]
"You know, my mother is seventy-five. And she bought into the idea that long-term investing is the way to go. And guess what?"
Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around, I'll let you feel the burn
009. KT Tunstall . Funnyman [Stewart]
"So maybe we could remove the 'financial experts' and 'In Cramer We Trust' and start getting back to the fundamentals on reporting as well, and I could go back to making fart noises and funny faces."
Funnyman listening
To the world turn in on itself...
Funnyman, will never be anything else
010 . Kokin Gumi . Daylight
"Here it is, your moment of Zen."
[Instrumental.]
bonus. John Barrowman . You're So Vain
"As Carly Simon would say: this song ain't about you."
Subject: the unedited Jim Cramer interview
Title: It's Not A F@#king Game
Warnings: This unedited mix contains salty language. Listener discretion is advised.
You can watch the full uncut interview starting here. Cover art is from this comic.
001. Hayato Matsuo & The Warsaw Philharmonic Orchestra . Gradus vita [Narrator]
"Tonight, the week-long feud of the century comes to a head!"
[Instrumental.]
002. Nakata Yasutaka . Liar Game [Stewart]
"It is a game that you know, that you know is going on, but that you go on television as a financial network and pretend isn't happening."
[Instrumental.]
003. David Cook . Lie [Cramer]
"You can't foment, you can't create yourself an impression that a stock's down. But you do it anyway, because the SEC doesn't understand it. That's the only sense I would say it's illegal."
So lie to me and tell me that it's gonna be alright
So lie to me and tell me that we'll make it through the night
I don't mind if you wait before you tear me apart
Look me in the eye
And lie, lie, lie
004. Pink Floyd . Money [Stewart]
"You're pretending that you are a dew-eyed innocent."
Money, it's a hit
Dont give me that do goody good bullshit
005. London Philharmonic . Money
"I understand that you want to make finance entertaining, but it's not a fuckin' game."
[Instrumental.]
006. Arrogant Worms . History Is Made By Stupid People [Stewart]
"And, by the way, this casts aspersions on Wall Street as well. The majority of those guys are working their asses off, they're really bright guys, they're just trying to do the right thing, and they're getting fucked in this too!"
History is made by stupid people
Clever people wouldn't even try
If you want a place in the history books
Then do something dumb before you die
007. Barenaked Ladies . Sell Sell Sell [Stewart]
"These guys were on a Sherman's march through their companies, financed by our 401Ks, and all the incentives were for short-term profit. And they burned the fuckin' house down, with our money, and walked away rich as hell."
Buy buy buy buy
Sell sell sell
How well you learn
To not discern
Who's foe and who is friend
We'll own them all in the end
008. Eve 6 . Think Twice [Stewart]
"You know, my mother is seventy-five. And she bought into the idea that long-term investing is the way to go. And guess what?"
Think twice before you touch my girl
Come around, I'll let you feel the burn
009. KT Tunstall . Funnyman [Stewart]
"So maybe we could remove the 'financial experts' and 'In Cramer We Trust' and start getting back to the fundamentals on reporting as well, and I could go back to making fart noises and funny faces."
Funnyman listening
To the world turn in on itself...
Funnyman, will never be anything else
010 . Kokin Gumi . Daylight
"Here it is, your moment of Zen."
[Instrumental.]
bonus. John Barrowman . You're So Vain
"As Carly Simon would say: this song ain't about you."
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