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ptahrrific) wrote2011-04-11 05:27 am
ptahrrific) wrote2011-04-11 05:27 am
Fake News: E.B.B.G.A.S-T-T-F.F.
Title: E.B.B.G.A.S-T-T-F.F.
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: "Stephen", Olivia
Disclaimer: The Report characters and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and I presume Viacom. The real person(s) are used in a fictional parody context.
For the prompt "Fixed" frompoliticette. Based on this video in which Olivia introduces her charity work, and clearly foreshadows her destiny to one day have "Stephen" as an arch-nemesis. (Or at least a foil.)
"Olivia! Just give me a minute, I'll be right out."
"Sure," said Olivia, and actually took half a step back before it sank in. "Hang on, this is my office! What are you even doing here?"
Colbert's head whipped up from the stack of posters on her desk, hand frozen midway through a decisive stroke of Magic Marker. For a moment he stared like a cornered rabbit, then flew back into action, writing in furious double-time.
"Stop that!" Olivia lunged for the posters. Colbert snatched the whole pile out of her way, but clearly wasn't expecting her to keep going, kicking a stapler to the floor and getting a fistful of tie for her efforts. "Hah! Now give--those--!"
He slipped. She, inevitably, came tumbling after. Two heads narrowly avoided colliding with solid brick as the air filled with paper, surprisingly loud before it fluttered down to form a gentle blanket over every available surface.
Bracing herself on Colbert's sternum, Olivia pushed herself up and grabbed the nearest poster. Sure enough, it was one of the advertisements for her beloved charity, E.B.B.G.A.S.F. Where the full name was spelled out, the word "Sandwich" had been Sharpied over, and the phrase "Shotgun To The Face" meticulously inked beneath it.
"I fixed them for you," said Colbert, flicking aside another of the posters to reveal his arched eyebrows. "You're welcome."
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: "Stephen", Olivia
Disclaimer: The Report characters and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and I presume Viacom. The real person(s) are used in a fictional parody context.
For the prompt "Fixed" from
politicette. Based on this video in which Olivia introduces her charity work, and clearly foreshadows her destiny to one day have "Stephen" as an arch-nemesis. (Or at least a foil.)"Olivia! Just give me a minute, I'll be right out."
"Sure," said Olivia, and actually took half a step back before it sank in. "Hang on, this is my office! What are you even doing here?"
Colbert's head whipped up from the stack of posters on her desk, hand frozen midway through a decisive stroke of Magic Marker. For a moment he stared like a cornered rabbit, then flew back into action, writing in furious double-time.
"Stop that!" Olivia lunged for the posters. Colbert snatched the whole pile out of her way, but clearly wasn't expecting her to keep going, kicking a stapler to the floor and getting a fistful of tie for her efforts. "Hah! Now give--those--!"
He slipped. She, inevitably, came tumbling after. Two heads narrowly avoided colliding with solid brick as the air filled with paper, surprisingly loud before it fluttered down to form a gentle blanket over every available surface.
Bracing herself on Colbert's sternum, Olivia pushed herself up and grabbed the nearest poster. Sure enough, it was one of the advertisements for her beloved charity, E.B.B.G.A.S.F. Where the full name was spelled out, the word "Sandwich" had been Sharpied over, and the phrase "Shotgun To The Face" meticulously inked beneath it.
"I fixed them for you," said Colbert, flicking aside another of the posters to reveal his arched eyebrows. "You're welcome."