Apparently I shall have to concede that I can write good f/f smut. X3
I have this twisted urge to write something about the "Stephanie"/BillO encounter. It goes basically like this (warning: porn as written by BillO), although it has not occurred to Bill that Steph might be faking all those orgasms.
The world needs a lot more decent lesbian erotica. Femslash is a tiny corner of LJ fandom when compared to slash, but even going percentage-wise, it has a lot less kink. (And, for that matter, a lot more "quietly tragic pining" as opposed to rollicking adventures, high drama, crashingly torrid romance, or basically any of the other things I would want to read.)
I'm torn about happy!Stephen's sex life. Here are the possibilities I've come up with so far:
1) So vanilla he's basically asexual - the Disney movie version of desire, where kissing is the pinnacle of romantic physical intimacy.
2) Something like this. (Warning: hardcore BDSM. With Care Bears.)
"Jon! Jon, look at this one! Isn't it adorable? Can I use it on you? Pretty please?" "...Stephen, that thing is gigantic. I don't think I could get it in my mouth, let alone, uh, anywhere else." "But it has rainbow swirls!"
Honestly, though...cracktastic as the second option would be, I think I'd rather play around with the first. Fandom is so focused on its shipping and its smut that asexuality is probably more unusual than any kink you can think of.
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I have this twisted urge to write something about the "Stephanie"/BillO encounter. It goes basically like this (warning: porn as written by BillO), although it has not occurred to Bill that Steph might be faking all those orgasms.
The world needs a lot more decent lesbian erotica. Femslash is a tiny corner of LJ fandom when compared to slash, but even going percentage-wise, it has a lot less kink. (And, for that matter, a lot more "quietly tragic pining" as opposed to rollicking adventures, high drama, crashingly torrid romance, or basically any of the other things I would want to read.)
I'm torn about happy!Stephen's sex life. Here are the possibilities I've come up with so far:
1) So vanilla he's basically asexual - the Disney movie version of desire, where kissing is the pinnacle of romantic physical intimacy.
2) Something like this. (Warning: hardcore BDSM. With Care Bears.)
"Jon! Jon, look at this one! Isn't it adorable? Can I use it on you? Pretty please?"
"...Stephen, that thing is gigantic. I don't think I could get it in my mouth, let alone, uh, anywhere else."
"But it has rainbow swirls!"
Honestly, though...cracktastic as the second option would be, I think I'd rather play around with the first. Fandom is so focused on its shipping and its smut that asexuality is probably more unusual than any kink you can think of.