Oh man, I totally just freaked out until I realized there was an epilogue. "Where's the 'Jon'/'Stephen' lovin'?" I screamed. This was totally awesome though. My favorite was:

NEITHER, said the plumed serpent. SOMEONE ELSE IS WRITING YOU BOTH.

I don't know why, because I am not really a person who thinks much about faith, but that just really did it for me. It's just so perfect and awesome and mystical.

Also, Stephen matchmaking and getting so excited about it! Aw.