Ahh, an excellent break from studying for midterms. Thank you for this :) .

Colbert stuck out one hand, made a grabbing gesture. "Bubbles, please!" .
Hysterical.

"That's why I always carry mirrors,"
And some insensitive people -- tsk! -- might think that it was just because he wanted to look at his own lovely face. Which, let's face it, would be reason enough.

~A. Fann