I'm going to fiftieth all the people who say this AU is awesome. Because, AWESOME. Although I wonder what the people of AU South Carolina were thinking when they elected Stephen.

My personal favorite part is the end, when Jon is all "Stephen, please don't touch me," and Stephen's like, "You don't want to be touched? Fine. I will punish you. BY NOT TOUCHING YOU." He's like a very badly behaved five year old.