Hahaha, I had this strange feeling that Charlene would make an appearance. Yay for clairvoyance! Or good guessing. Whichever. =P

"...I tried to resist, I really did, but he's too perfect, he's sweet and he's brilliant and he's handsome and he still likes me after I make him mad and he has the most adorable laugh, I couldn't hold out against that forever. So I gave in..."

Awwwwwwww. That...oh man, so adorable.

I love the last line, too. So brilliant.

Also, I keep telling myself I'm going to mention this and then never do, but I love your poem disclaimer. It's awesome. ^^