Now he looked as though she had asked whether it was such a bad idea to run with scissors. "Of course you should! Because we're not. I mean, we spend a lot of completely platonic time together, and he's always been there for me, and he's really handsome in a short and Jewy kind of way, and when he laughs it's like sunshine and I kissed him at Christmas and sometimes when I'm alone at night I imagine him doing dirty unspeakable things to me, but that doesn't make us gay!" squeeeeeeeeeeeee! when he laughs it's like sunshine. *omg melts* oh please give them a happy ending. i mean, i don't want to break up jon's family, but....ok i guess i do.

JON
I agree. For one thing, I now have these little cards that tell me what to say. Oh, and I'm not - what's the word? - freaked the (bleep) out.

For one thing, this is just so Jon. It is the Jon-est thing I've ever heard. For second, it's hilarious.

OMG I have come to the end!!! my only comfort is that a new chapter should be posted soon since you seem to be writing this quickly...*knocks on wood* *offers up a prayer to the fic muses*