"But," he continued, "I've already come up with a bunch of advice that you won't find in any book. I think I'll do a segment about it on the show some time. Like, what would you say are the most important words to keep in mind when buying a house?"

She was out of tests to do; it was time for the ultrasound. "Lie down here. You mean 'Location, location, location'?"

"Yeah, that's what all the books said! But my gut tells me that there are plenty of more important things. Like ... bees!"

"'Bees'?"

"Exactly! No matter where it's located, you should never buy a house if it's filled with bees!"

I. Love. You. This is my favorite sequence Stephen did. Cracks me up every time. This story is so awesome, full of cracky goodness =D