oh, Word, i :heart: you.
what's totally harmless, publicity? poor Charlene; Stephen never talks about her these days.
takes too long to commit? isn't the stereotype usually just the opposite? not that i'd know; i think stereotypes are, like, bad.
...FALAFEL.
whoa, Stephen really was a porn star? several porn stars? w-where did you get that picture?
Billo trying to figure out Stephen is brilliant.
"If all you're going to do tonight is pay me lip service," he hissed, "you might as well just take me back to your room and blow me."

Colbert's eyes went very wide.

"Sir," he whispered shakily, "it would be an honor."

...oh, hell, that had backfired.