"Tomorrow you're all going to wake up in a brave new world — a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, made in a stem cell research lab run by homosexual doctors who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags, where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio and teach evolution to illegal immigrants — and then, when you realize what you've done, you will all have morning sickness!"

OMG. This made me do a real-life spit take! It just took an absurd idea and ran with it and it was AMAZING.

Off to devour another chapter...