Well, it took me about three tries to actually read this, but I did, and it was AWESOME. That IS the most awkward thing that has happened in the history of awkwardness.
Favorite lines-
"They're not really his. Get a grip, Colbert. Think unsexy thoughts. Old women. Bony old women. Saggy, bony, lumpy old women with faces like trolls....
"Jerri!"
LOL SO HARD
"You know the effect of the Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity?" interrupted Stephen.
"Ohhhh!" chorused Tammi and Orlando as one.
Geeks."
That's awesome.
"Jerri peered at him for a moment, then smiled with the air of a wise old sage." ...why does that seem extremely perfect? It's JERRI. I guess she is sort of...ok, she's indescribable. :D
"He deconstructed the promises, punned on the slogans, and turned every one of Stephen's carefully constructed sound bites into an even more biting punch line." Oh, of course he would do that. Poor Stephen.
Wow. I feel extremely dirty for finding this sort of hot.
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Favorite lines-
"They're not really his. Get a grip, Colbert. Think unsexy thoughts. Old women. Bony old women. Saggy, bony, lumpy old women with faces like trolls....
"Jerri!"
LOL SO HARD
"You know the effect of the Girdle of Femininity/Masculinity?" interrupted Stephen.
"Ohhhh!" chorused Tammi and Orlando as one.
Geeks."
That's awesome.
"Jerri peered at him for a moment, then smiled with the air of a wise old sage."
...why does that seem extremely perfect? It's JERRI. I guess she is sort of...ok, she's indescribable. :D
"He deconstructed the promises, punned on the slogans, and turned every one of Stephen's carefully constructed sound bites into an even more biting punch line." Oh, of course he would do that. Poor Stephen.
Wow. I feel extremely dirty for finding this sort of hot.