Well, there's a difference between acting on "Sesame Street" and it being a real place. One I can handle. I like the show (who doesn't?) And I love Elmo. But if he and it were real, I'd get sick of everyone congratulating everyone else for little things all the time. I'd probably be hanging out with Oscar, is what I'm saying.

Did you see Jon's episode of Jack's Big Music Show? It was adorable. You should do a story about that. (No, I don't know what about. But I would like it if it answered the mystery for me of what Jack is supposed to be. Because he looks like a dog, but he *has* a dog. And he talks, but his dog doesn't. And his dog is lime green and purple striped or something. No sense.)

And about all I know about Jay-Z is that he exists. That's enough for me.