That was excellent. I kind have a thing for these types of fics because they're simpler to write than a full-blown one, and well, this thing just moves faster and still delivers the same things that a normal one does. All of these were incredibly satisfying. Mind if I drive my friend bat-shit insane 'cause of quoting this? Please?!? God, I loved this so much.

Lines which I humped to death loved:
Mr. Jon My-Hair-Never-Gets-Anything-But-Sexier Stewart

March me back into your office, bend me over your desk, and force me to prove just how much I respect you

"You could do ... something else ... now. Maybe take advantage of the fact that you have me here."

"But, um, I was talking about the leaf blower."

I'm naming my presenter character for my chemistry project that's a comic after you. Definitely.